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Jasper and Pearl are actually perfect for each other and have the potentials to understand one another and respect one another in a unique lens. Pearl is a BADASS warrior who was never meant to hold a weapon or fight and she did this in service to She Who Was Formerly Pink Diamond and Jasper would have a DIFFICULT time ignoring how sexy and cool that is. Pearl also has a unique POV on Jasper's entire origin and devotion to Pink Diamond, considering she was literally playing Pink's loyal servant whenever Rose had to play Pink for Diamond business, which would have included the formation of the Beta kindergarten (notoriously a rush job meant to churn out war fodder). She's also fearless, a flirt, and likes em big, and wouldn't have a problem putting Jasper in her place as she grows whenever she's a shitty brat to anyone. And I think Jasper would have a healthy respectful fear, because Pearl's reputation from wartime was the terrifying renegade. She'd submit to her so fast.

Pearl's the only one who ever showed concern for her more than anger or outright fear of her.

I just want them to talk!!!!!! AUGh

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the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole

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>two parts oatmeal one part milk

that shit goes down smooth as silk

>two parts oatmeal one part rice

kinda weird but could be nice

>two parts oatmeal one part stew

now it's getting hard to chew

>two parts oatmeal one part mole

um no thanks i'm really full

>two parts oatmeal one part mouse

what the fuck dude leave my house

>two parts oatmeal one part arm

where'd that come from who'd you harm

>two parts oatmeal one part ned

who is that oh god he's dead

>two parts oatmeal one part gourd

oh fuck yeah i'm back onboard!

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happy misinformation monday if u celebrate!! 🎉

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Has anyone seen the dancing skeletons lately? I haven’t seen them in a while

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who wouldn’t let a vampire suck them off. Am i right brother

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Mushrooms are the reproductive organs of subterranean mycelial networks, and are typically harvested for food just before the stage of growth where they'd release their spores, so if certain fringe theories about mycelial intelligence are correct, we've basically made a culinary industry out of edging a hivemind.

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btw there's nothing wrong with intergenerational friendships and it is in fact super important for teens to have healthy, respectful relationships with the adults in their lives because it will help them more easily identify when an adult is being toxic, manipulative, or otherwise unsavory if they have healthy relationships to go off of.

"A grown ass adult shouldn't have anything in common with a teenager" okay so you're either operating off of an assumption that either teenagers don't have anything of worth to contribute to a conversation, or that adults aren't allowed to have fun hobbies.

I talked to my teenage cousin for like an hour the other day about character motivations and the core themes of one piece and had a blast talking to her! She had some real insightful things to say!

Teenagers are fully realized and complex human beings! You can talk to them about music, books, video games, hobbies, etc. Stop being weird about it

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“the millenium falcon would wipe out the enterprise in seconds” lmao the enterprise is just an innocent science class floating thru space…. all they wanna do is look at some rocks… kiss an alien…. find some space plants….. why would you fight that its not a battleship theyre just nerds…… leave them olone 

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my headcanon is Eda pulls on her sideburns when she gets flustered.

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still don’t get why putting ice cream on a dessert makes it muslim?

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the thing that bothers me with 7 deadly sin based characters is when they cant decide if they embody the sin by suffering from it or by drawing it out of others. ie. if your gluttony demon is a guy who loves eating then your lust demon should be a gooner sex pest. and if your lust demon is a seductive girlboss then your gluttony demon should be a 5 star chef. does this make sense.

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Self-labelled "spicy" fanfic where it initially appears that this designation is a stupid wordplay on the fact that it's about cooking, only to prove otherwise when it veers into a workplace-inappropriate sex scene which ends abruptly when the lead somehow manages to get hot sauce on their dick.

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