gwumbles
gwumbles
Timeshare in Bikini Bottom
284 posts
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gwumbles · 29 days ago
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why are people buying the switch 2
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gwumbles · 29 days ago
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i love facebook market place. not for buying but for window shopping. I'd also like to explicitly mention the man i found selling a "haunted rocking chair" who said he was told it was filled with horsehair (which he remarked as "gross"), couldn't verify it, but did not want to get it tested because of "the risk of creating a haunted science lab and that would be completely terrifying". Incredibly considerate of him tbh
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gwumbles · 29 days ago
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everyone on replies is terrified of this fact but i just think it's so sweet and heartwarming. she's holding our hand and leading us somewhere secret and we're both giggling like kids. i love her
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if you don’t change, nothing will get worse but also nothing will get better. hope that helps
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gwumbles · 29 days ago
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where can I purchase some dense fog for room decor
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gwumbles · 29 days ago
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i love listening to someone’s favorite song its like im mentally holding their hand
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gwumbles · 29 days ago
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The cure to anxiety is completing all the tasks you have to finish for the day early and doing them phenomenally and being physically perfect and on everyone’s good side preferably even their favorite.
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gwumbles · 29 days ago
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whoops lost myself for about eight years there
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gwumbles · 29 days ago
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rusty robot rampage
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Alone, but not really
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gwumbles · 29 days ago
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theres bikes around the city you can rent but you have to use an app that needs your drivers license. theres buses that drive right to your destination, but if you dont have change you need the app. you can wash your car here if you sign into the app. you can go to the bathroom here you just have to unlock it with the app that needs your location on. you can order at this restaurant if you scan the code and download the app. im losing my freaking mind
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gwumbles · 3 months ago
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please, untitled document was my father, call me untitled document (1)
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