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Kill meme

Deuce had finally, successfully killed the coyote. He honestly did not expect it to be this easy. In fact expected him to regenerate. But no, he simply laid there, motionless. The general smirked, releasing his sword from Tech’s back. It dripped with blood, as it stained Tech’s uniform as well. His work here was done. The last Loonatic standing was now on the ground bleeding uncontrollably. Deuce manically laughed, the veins popped out of his neck as he echoed in the death of his enemies. They were all gone. For good. 

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PARKS && RECS MEME (P1.)

“Just hit a fire hydrant, but I survived. #unbreakable”

“Can I help you move? I’m really good at it! Afterwards I can take the cardboard boxes and use it for breakdancing.”

“I can’t use my GPS, but I figured it out. I just drove around in circles until I saw something familiar.”

“Anything that can be penis shaped, will be penis shaped!”

“You look like Encyclopedia Brown.”

“As your self-appointed emotional guardian, it is my duty to love and support you.”

“The original title of this was: A Lively Fisting.”

“I really like you, and I was wondering if you wanted to get a cup of coffee sometime.”

“IF you had gone to Hogwarts Academy, which house do you think you’d be in?”

“I really need this party to go well, which is why I’m stress eating gummy penises.”

“Well, four years of work down the drain and I have a penis on my head.”

“I hate doing work, but I love being flattered. So maybe I’ll give it another try.”

“Please put your pants back on.”

“ Love? Love fades away. But things … Things are forever.”

“What I hear when I’m being yelled at is people caring loudly at me.”

“We’re just friends. He’s like the gayest person I’ve ever met, but I make out with him when I’m drunk sometimes.”

“Earlier, I was licking icing off of my finger and boom, I swallowed my wedding ring.”

“One time I accidentally drank an entire bottle of vinegar. I thought it was terrible wine.”

“Oh, one time I rode in a sidecar on a guy’s motorcycle, and the sidecar detached and went down a flight of stairs.”

“ I AM NOT CRYING, OK? I’M ALLERGIC TO JERKS!”

“That looks like something you would find on the wall of a serial killer.”

“ I have never taken the high road. But I tell other people to ‘cause then there’s more room for me on the low road.”

“I want to punch you in the face so bad right now.”

“I’d like to say something. You are a wonderful person. Your friendship means a lot to me. And you look very beautiful.”

“But think how much better our friendship would be if we added…doin’ it.”

“I just opened a can of whoop ass on myself!”

“Your/My nickname around the office is Softypants Mchuggable.”

“Let’s cut the bull, alright? You want this. I definitely want this. T.H. wants this. Let’s seal this devil’s threeway right here, right now.”

“We should sue their parents for spawning a human turd burger.”

“I cannot emphasize enough how little I was thinking.”

“Don’t teach a man to fish, and you feed yourself. He’s a grown man. Fishing’s not that hard.”

“Scientists believe that the first human being who will live 150 years has already been born. I believe I am that human being.”

“I typed in your symptoms here and it says you might have… network connectivity problems.”

“One time I was dating this guy for a while, and then he got down on one knee and he begged me never to call him again.”

“ I call noodles long-ass rice. Chicken parm is chicky chicky parm parm. I call eggs pre-birds, or future birds. Root beer is super water. Tortillas are bean blankies. And I call forks…food rakes.”

“I feel great. I ran 5K this morning. No, no I didn’t. I threw up in the shower.”

“When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. I read that one on a can of lemonade. I like to think it applies to life.”

“Catching the number 12 bus to Satan’s butthole?”

“Normally, if given a choice between doing something and nothing, I’d choose to do nothing. But I will do something if it helps someone else do nothing. I’d work all night if it meant nothing got done.”

“One time my refrigerator stopped working and I had no idea what do to! I just moved.”

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Send me ‘✂’ and my muse will kill yours. Right now. Brutally, horribly, bloody. Just do it.

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Reblog if I can go on your page and write stupid things in your ask box whenever I'd like to.

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Reblog to get a Gif Banner of your account.

This will expire 8/23 all the people who reblog this will get a personal banner animated like this

It will different depending on what your account is like.

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You know who’s a huge fucking nerd Tech, Tech E Coyote, that’s who.

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(ANOTHER HEADCANON, as the psychology/medical nerd that I am, I do research on mental disorders and medical syndromes. I feel that Deuce developed antisocial personality disorder. The symptoms of this disorder are the following: Disregard for right and wrong

Persistent lying or deceit to exploit others

Using charm or wit to manipulate others for personal gain or for sheer personal pleasureIntense egocentrism, sense of superiority and exhibitionism

Recurring difficulties with the law

Repeatedly violating the rights of others by the use of intimidation, dishonesty and misrepresentation

Child abuse or neglect

Hostility, significant irritability, agitation, impulsiveness, aggression or violence

Lack of empathy for others and lack of remorse about harming others

Unnecessary risk-taking or dangerous behaviors

Poor or abusive relationships 

Irresponsible work behavior

Failure to learn from the negative consequences of behavior

I’ve highlighted the major ones, the main ones that stand out to me are the lack of empathy and using charm or wit. But that would also mean that this more likely developed during his childhood instead of adulthood. What could’ve caused it was his time spent on the battlefield, or the power he was given. Well let’s see: “Genetics. These inherited tendencies are aspects of a person's personality passed on by parents, such as shyness or having a positive outlook. This is sometimes called temperament.

Environment. This means the surroundings a person grows up in, events that occurred, and relationships with family members and others. It includes such life situations as the type of parenting a person experienced, whether loving or abusive.

Personality disorders are thought to be caused by a combination of these genetic and environmental influences. Some people may have genes that make them vulnerable to developing antisocial personality disorder — and life situations may trigger its development.There may be a link between an early lack of empathy — understanding the perspectives and problems of others, including other children — and later onset of antisocial personality disorder. Identifying these personality problems early may help improve long-term outcomes.”

This would mean that Deuce didn’t exactly have the best past growing up, but we have no information about his family life canonly.  But the symptoms are what show it to me, and if it is true, that would indeed mean that Deuce had a bad time growing up. So in conclusion, there’s a major possibility he has antisocial personality disorder.)

Source used: Mayo Clinic

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(Today I’m in a headcanon mood for both my muses so... I have this headcanon that Deuce was never power thirsty until he became the top general. And once he was given such power throughout his promotions he became greedy and power-hungry.)

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Send my character a ► and a command. They must obey.

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BOLD all that applies to your muse!

EYES: Blue | Green | Brown | Hazel | Grey | Other | Unspecified HAIR: Blonde | Brown | Black | Red | Ginger | Grey/White | Multi-color | Other BODY TYPE: Skinny | Slender | Slim | Built | Curvy | Athletic | Muscular | Unsure SKIN: Pale | Light | Fair | Freckled | Tan | Olive | Medium | Dark | Discolored GENDER: Male | Female | Trans | Cis | Agender | Genderfluid | Other  SEXUALITY: Heterosexual | Homosexual | Bisexual | Pansexual | Asexual | Demisexual | Other ROMANTIC ORIENTATION: Homoromantic | Heteroromantic | Biromantic |Panromantic |Aromantic | Demiromantic SPECIES: Human | Undead/Vampire | Werewolf | Shapeshifter | Demon (he acts like one for sure) | Angel | Witch/Wizard/Sorcerer | Incubus/Succubus | Other EDUCATION: High School | College | University | Higher Education | GED | Other (he’s a general idk) | None I’VE BEEN: In Love | Hurt | Sick | Abused POSITIVE TRAITS: Affectionate | Adventurous | Athletic | Brave | Careful | Charming | Confident | Creative | Determined | Fearless | Generous | Honest | Humorous | Intelligent | Loyal | Modest | Patient | Selfless

LIVING SITUATION: Lives alone | Lives with guardian | Lives with significant other | Lives with a friend | Drifter | Homeless | Depends on verse

PARENTS/GUARDIAN: Mom | Dad | Adoptive (hc) | Foster | Grandparents | Siblings (diff verses)

RELATIONSHIP: Single | Crushing | Dating | Engaged | Married | Separated | It’s complicated | Depends on verse

I HAVE A(N): Learning Disorder | Personality Disorder (anti personality disorder (once again hc)) | Mental Disorder | Anxiety Disorder | Eating Disorder | Substance-related Disorder | PTSD | Verse Dependent THINGS I’VE DONE BEFORE: Drank alcohol | Smoked | Done drugs | Stolen | Self harmed (hc) | Starved themselves | Had sex | Had a threesome | Gotten into a fist fight | Gone to the hospital | Gone to jail | Used a Fake ID | Gone to a rave | Killed someone (he’s a fucking villain and a general of course he has) NEGATIVE TRAITS: Aggressive | Bossy | Envious | Fearful | Greedy | Gullible | Jealous | Impatient | Impulsive | Insecure | Irresponsible | Possessive | Sarcastic | Self-conscious | Selfish | Unstable | Clumsy | Rebellious | Emotional | Swears

MUSE MEME

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🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪 love you tho

(*mm whatcha say plays in the background on repeat like a fucking brOKEN RECORD*)

General Deuce felt himself getting jabbed in the back by Ace’s guardian sword. The first time was no big surprise to him, but when he felt himself consistently getting stabbed over and over his eyes quickly faded away, falling over to his death in a puddle of blood.

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(me and Deuce just can't gET THE FUCK ALONG WHEN IT COMES TO DRAFTS)

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Send me a ship & I'll explain what kind of love I think they (could) have.

Eros

A passionate, intense, and dedicated love. It is characterized by a mutual inclination to please each other, high sexual activity, and the desire to establish contentment. This love may be susceptible to irrationality, codependency, and idealization.

Ludus 

A playful, passionate, wandering love. It is characterized as fast-paced, physical, and indulgent, but may be comprised of trickery, conquest and deceit. Lovers may have multiple partners, and sex may be selfish.

Storge

A deep, affectionate love. It is often used to define parental love, but may also apply to the affection that grows from friendship; based on similarity. Typically non-sexual.

Pragma 

A sensible, coherent love. It is seen as practical and understanding, a good “investment”, and mutually beneficial. Connected with long-standing partners who compromise and work through their issues in level-headed ways. Not terribly sexual.

Mania

A vulnerable, impulsive love. It is characterized by emotional highs and lows, and may be susceptible to fits or jealousy and possessiveness. Connected with low self-esteem and fears of isolation/abandonment.

Agape

A spiritual, selfless love. It is given and expects nothing in return. Connected with the desire to share ones security, and help solve the other’s problems. This love continues even if it is not reciprocated.

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Send me 🔪 to stab my muse.

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What I’m wondering is how the actual fuck did he do it?