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Pro: He just keeps going and going. Con: hellish screaming

“All part of the experience, amigo.”

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Send me one pro and one con you could see with having sex with my character.

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guess who didn’t die

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On or off anon. My Muse has to answer, at least in some capacity.

Ask Me About My Muse’s Family Members.

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웃

//His most prized guns would be given to the other Vault Hunters to do as they see fit with. He trusts they’ll treat his guns with respect.

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♛ C:

//Probably breaking all of Jack’s prized combat Loaders, like Saturn for example.

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send me a symbol

웃: what my muse would leave to people in their will

♛: the pettiest thing my muse has ever done

★: five things most people don't know about my muse

☄: the last five Googles searches my muse made

✉: the last five text messages my muse sent

☢: how would my muse fare in a zombie apocalypse?

☣: how would my muse fare in the hunger games?

☠: how my muse would choose to die, if it were up to them

♂: three names my muse might name their son

♀: three names my muse might name their daughter

♫: my muse's five favorite songs

☤: the last time my muse went to the hospital and why

▽: the first job my muse ever had

☃: what my muse does when it snows

☎: the last person my muse made a phone call to and why

♠: the riskiest thing my muse has ever done

➹: what my muse would do on their 21st birthday if they had all the money in the world

☞: five things my muse is good at

☜: five things my muse sucks at

✄: what my muse would say to the mun if they had the opportunity

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Send me headcanons that you have about the character I play.

Bonus: If I like them I may make them canon for my muse

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send me a (ง •̀_•́)ง if u wanna fuCKI NG FIGHT ME

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send in unpopular opinions n i'll agree/disagree

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It's Sexual Sunday so...

send my muse inappropriate questions

flirt with them anonymously or not

try to make them blush

kiss them at random

send me terrible pickup lines 

get my muse hot and bothered 

Pretty much this is your excuse to do what you want to my muse and see if you can get away with it. So go crazy! 

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Send me “Codename” and my muse will tell you if you’re:

Been there done that, Currently Doing That, It Happened Once In A Dream, If I Had To Pick A Dude, or Eagle #2

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Usually those dreams always end the same way... with me waking up screaming.

“You know it, amiga. Wait...”

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Send me a Female Muse you'd like to see me play

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Ratchet and Clank Sentence Starters!

"And if you don't like it, you can take your whiny, sniveling, snot-nosed populations, form a line behind me, and kiss my-"

"If I can get that, I can get past those robot guards."

"You really are an idiot."

"You thought? You thought?! I do the thinking around here you slugbrain idiot!"

"You have no idea what you're involved in. Return to your own galaxy immediately..."

"And she does a terrible cat impression?"

"A 20% discount at Groovy Lube?"

"It's time for you and me to rise up and strike back."

"Don't stop until we dominate."

"That moron could never hope to compete with the likes of me!"

"If anyone could beat a moron at his own game, it's you, sir."

"Okay, does anyone have any ideas on how we can shut down this force field?"

"Silence! I am concentrating!"

"What the...that's a Qwark vid-comic!"

"It appears you have a feedback loop in the induction coils of your DB3 signal processor."

"What do you mean we can't teleport to a planet?"

"They just had to invade during rush hour!"

"I dunno, I'm kinda wingin' it right now..."

"I should've known you were behind this. Where have you taken me?"

"Space, its huge. So huge in fact, that if you lost your car keys in it, they would be almost impossible to find."

"You realize this ship has an ejector seat, right?"

"Alright..so, we're gonna die."

"Could ya stop trying to kill me for two seconds so we can talk!"

"Part of me wants you to live long enough to find out. The other part, really wants to kill you."

"I gotta get me some of these! Can you imagine me rolling up to the Planetary Defense Center with ten or twelve of these things?"

"Oh, for the love of-"

"An Inter-Galactic Tool of Justice Award!"

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‘Tangled’ sentence meme

Send one to my muse for their reaction

“Let’s see how fast you can run.”

“That’s a lot of hair.”

“Who are you, and how did you find me?”

“What if it’s not everything I dreamed it would be?”

“I am a despicable human being.”

“Let’s just assume for the moment that everyone in here doesn’t like me.”

“Did I ever tell you I’ve got a thing for brunettes?”

“I don’t know why, but overall it just smells like the color brown.”

“You can’t tell anyone about this, okay? It could ruin my whole reputation.”

“Why would you ask such a ridiculous question?”

“I want a castle.”

“Mother knows best.”

“You should know that this is the strangest thing I’ve ever done.”

“I’m just teasing, you’re adorable.”

“I have made the decision to trust you.”

“Stay calm. It can probably smell fear.”

“That’s the funny thing about birthdays, they’re kind of an annual thing.”

“This is kind of an off-day for me, this doesn’t normally happen.”

“You know, I can’t help but notice you seem a little at war with yourself here.”

“You know how I hate the mumbling…”

“Let’s turn around and get you home.”

“Great. Now I’M the bad guy.”

“You know how I feel about the mumbling.”

“I have a big surprise!”

“I’m just very interested in your hair and the magical qualities that it possesses.”

“The world is dark and selfish and cruel.”

“Everything I did was to protect YOU.”

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Icebreaker starters!

"Are you alright?"

"Can you open this for me?"

"Where am I?"

"Who are you?"

"It's freezing out here!"

"Can you show me where the nearest store is?"

"Have you seen my pet anywhere?"

"How did you find me?"

"Can I hide here for a few minutes?"

"What are you making?"

"Help! Someone help me!"

"I'm lost..."

"That smells delicious!"

"I can't do this!"

"I think this is your mail."

"Is that mine? I've been looking everywhere for this!"

"Run!"

"That was close..."

"How did you find this place?"

"Is this yours?"

"I think you dropped this."

"I've been robbed!"

"Thank you so much!"

"Is this your home?"

"Step into the light, so I can see you..."

"It's dark in here!"

"It's so hot outside!"

"Is that fire?"

"Happy Unbirthday!"

"What's that?"

"Why am I here?"

"Can you help me find something?"