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merlin fic in which arthur organizes an intervention for merlin because CLEARLY he has an alcohol problem. He has spent three days in the tavern??? He's always there? Just disappears without warning sometimes?

Merlin says "Arthur. Have you EVER seen me drunk" and Arthur just panics more because if he's never noticed Merlin being actively drunk or hangover that probably means he never STOPS drinking.

When Merlin finally tells him he has magic and has been spending those days fighting magical duels Arthur is honestly just relieved

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“she’s got legs for days” pfffft not impressive. i;ve had mine for years

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Inspired by (x)

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Family gathering.

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this is so funny . tony’s in the same number of movies as steve but he has over 3 times as many lines 

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it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here

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UnitedHealthcare CEO shooting (4 December 2024)

Sources: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8

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My doctor and therapist: now with this autism + ADHD diagnosis you need to learn to unmask because masking all the time will make you burn out again and feel like shit

Other people: well it's just interesting how after getting the diagnosis you suddenly start behaving like that I mean I'm not saying you're faking it's just funny how you suddenly cannot be normal like you were before

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o/ <- person waving

o7 <- person saluting

ol <- person raising hand

o1 <- person scratching head

\o> <- person stretching

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Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.

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We Are All Made Of Stars ... You'll Want To Crochet These Spectacular Swirly Stars To Infinity and Beyond! 👉 https://buff.ly/3nLtSQ5 ⭐

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I'm happy for y'all and your show renewals I promise. I'm just salty it's NEVER happened to me

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