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last night i dreamt tumblr added like a billion buttons to the mobile app so instead of this

we got this

and everyone just rolled with it but sometimes the wide naruto got too wide and blocked off all the other buttons and people would just post "got naruto'd again :/" and the only way to reset him was to log out and log back in
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bro thinks this is my higher purpose

extremely specific recurring conversation that activates my fight or flight:
"I wanted to study fashion but I ended up studying electronics because it was what was available for free"
"why don't you combine them!!!"
ohhh my god, shut UP please stop pissing me off ๐ญ
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extremely specific recurring conversation that activates my fight or flight:
"I wanted to study fashion but I ended up studying electronics because it was what was available for free"
"why don't you combine them!!!"
ohhh my god, shut UP please stop pissing me off ๐ญ
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Can I Please Eat In The Computer Room Tonight? by Nicole Nikolich (2025)
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okay okay okay, hear me out,

Accidentally wound up on "hear me out cake" tiktok, and I swear, if another one of these bitches puts down an at-most-unconventionally-attractive human man, Lady Dimitrescu or Nick Wilde/Robin Hood I am going to lose my fucking mind.
Saw one where the first person they named was Disney's Aladdin and I tapped out so hard I entered a fugue state and didn't regain full consciousness for like a solid hour.
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Thinking about those windows movie maker lyric videos from the late 00's/early 10's...truly that era's cornerstone of society
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the particular grief of losing a piece of graffiti that was part of your everyday routes through the city. congratulations "anti-vandalism initiatives" you painted over my dear friend and neighbor
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just realized that saying "I'm stoked" is a fire reference

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I think baristas should have to carry a portafilter around at all times and when they see another barista they have to clang them together in a show of camaraderie and respect
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