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Slasher head cannons in no specific order.

Consisting of multiple slashers

(I'm not listing them all, fight me.)

No specific TWs, maybe one or two mentions of something gore related.

Bo and Vincent share everything and still do, even if Bo verbally abuses his twin, Bo will be caught doing things like putting straws in his drink so Vincent won't have to take off his mask to drink it.

Michael, not on Halloween, is seen stalking his sister Laurie, if any harm comes to her it'll be him, and nobody else.

Nubbins and Chop-top both visit the graveyard, they have befriended the wildlife, and deer often headbutt one of the twins so they get treats, or scraps.

Mars and Ruby actually get along quite well, If anything Mars enjoys spending his time that he isn't fighting for food, comfort or survival, spending it by leaning against Big brains wheelchair, or with any one of his clan.

Out of everything that scares Carrie, horror movies do not, unless it's found footage, including ones like the Poughkeepsie tapes, and Blair Witch project.. on the other hand, just gore doesn't scare her.

Otis and Rufus often butt heads, the only reasons they haven't killed each other is because that would make Mama, Baby, and Tiny sad.

Chop-top unironically listens to country music, and enjoys it. But a very specific niche version of country, otherwise he'll have a fit.

Lester is afraid of thunder, and can be found hiding under the dining table with Jonesy.

Hannibal (original) is actually very kind towards kids, that also includes "bad" ones. Often seen talking with the outcasts and kids seen as troubled, he's a forensic psychiatrist, he understands why they are such way.

Luda Mae Hewitt often spends her free time sewing. Curtains, clothes, fixing holes. It doesn't matter, she just enjoys it. On the other hand, she enjoys carving skulls, shooting rifles, and when she was younger, hunting.

Nubbins tooth bracelet is actually really sentimental, just as his camera is. Drayton's, Bubba's, Chop-top's, and his own baby teeth are on it. He actually gave a few of the extra baby teeth to Bubba and Chop-top for their own bracelet's, Drayton actually has one exactly like Nubbins as well, Drayton's is actually the original, Nubbins gave it to him for his birthday one year.

If Mars, Mercury, Big mama, Pluto on a good day, or Ruby found a baby, they'd beg mama Jupiter to keep them.. with varying levels of success.

Freddy terrorizes one local waitress, nobody else in his "free time".. this waitress is possibly a lesbian and her girlfriend has pummeled Freddy at least every time.. this does not stop the little pervert, obviously.

Pamela Voorhees was actually a decent mother— just the loss of her child made her spiral into insanity. Pamela is very supportive of Jason still, obviously.

Pearl is actually a really good cook, she learned recipes from Misty's mother as well.

Pinhead is probably a good listener. Probably way too fucking good.

Bruce (Shark from Jaws) is sick, or mutated in a biological way, sharks are usually not that aggressive nor do they often seek humans out as a meal.. saying this, he has hunted down his fellow sharky-friends, and cannibalized them.. most likely alive.

Brahms unironically watches kid shows, enjoys them, and refuses to watch anything else for months.

Billy lenz will stick almost anything in his mouth perceiving it as food. The only reason he may spit it out is if it cuts, burns or hurts him. He has eaten a brick of soap before.

Brother Bob does blissfully tried to ignore his siblings.. incestuous nature. He loves his sister and brother, just.. not that much.

RZ Michael Myers has thrown up so many times in his life, he can do it on command, and can even stop himself from throwing up for a good few minutes.

Carrie projects her period cramps on people she dislikes.

Chop-top and Nubbins share a bed every once in a while, often sleeping together, limbs in all direction. Sometimes they drag Bubba into the mess, which he's often glad to be apart of. (If Nubbins is alive, I often headcannon him as he is, if he isn't, Chop-top usually just has it him and his twin.)

Drayton is not good at regulating his emotions, but he's pretty good at helping others, calming them down, or helping them with stress.

Jason is infact, a toddler still— if he sees something sugary he will devour it.

Peepaw Myers needs glasses, and entirely refuses. Usually spending his days asleep unless Laurie wakes him up.. with a broom striking some part of his body, but wakes up regardless.

Speaking of Laurie, she's a fierce old lady, and probably the neighborhood grandma.

Esther watches happy tree friends,

(if you don't know what it's about, imagine cutesy fun animated animals on a fun adventure get murdered by their friend with PTSD because something triggered it.)

Chucky and Tiffany would both lovingly poison each other if given the chance.

Art has a Aztec death whistle, there's nothing special about it, he just loves to blow it to scare the shit outta people.

Lizard's diet consists of garbage, you cannot convince me otherwise.

Abigail has abandonment issues. Along with those abandonment issues, anger issues.

Ori Michael Myers, if you befriend enough, he will act like a cat. He comes and goes when he wants to, and if you have food he'll stare at you till you give it to him, as well as pushing things off of tables or bookshelves to get your attention.

Mars on the other hand, if you somehow befriend the mutant, will act like a giant puppy dog. Most of him and his brothers will, the only one who acts differently is Ruby.

(Original acts more like a happy, but nervous ferret, while remake acts like a clingy fox.)

Carrie is generally a sweetheart, but has her own "quiet tantrums" (quiet meltdowns.) and often will barricade herself in her room sometimes, burying herself in white plushies, listening to sermons, just to calm herself down.

Tiny has pica, Mama firefly will often give him soft gummy foods just to take wherever he sits and to chew on, just because it helps him do something less.. self-harmy.

Rufus sometimes daydreams about camping and doing a whole Kurt Saxon (survivalist, think Bear Grylls.) survival esc- escapade.

Brother Bob, and Brother frank play go-fish in their free time. Uno results in Bob trying to strangle Frank, Poker results in a debt Frank can't pay off, Solitaire confuses both the boys, and Blackjack may be the reason Bob just might've seen Frank before going over him.

Chucky and Tiffany both love Glen/Glenda with all their.. non-beating hearts. And would gladly strangle you over the fact you even dare insulted, thought about insulting, or was about to insult their baby... Glen/Glenda does not have any friends for this reason.

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