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guys if you ever catch me, a grown-ass woman, building a quantum computer to manipulate reality and using it to psychologically torment my school bullies to the point of suicide, I would expect to be shot in the face too

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it was my birthday on thursday and my mom decided it would be a nice idea for us to marathon the star trek tos movies all day if I had no other plans (I postponed plans to drink with my friends so I could stay in after she told me). after taking the piss out of The Motion Picture and her falling asleep halfway through Wrath of Khan I decided to switch it up a bit by asking if she wanted to watch the episode of tng that made me cry. I showed her The Offspring. she did indeed cry too.

but then… she became invested

I turned my mom into a trekkie through emotional manipulation and honestly I couldn’t have asked for a better birthday present

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actually finding time to watch tng again has activated the giga autism switch in my brain, I shut my pc down to go to sleep and literally said “commence shutdown sequence” out loud

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been gone a while, just came on here to say

I’M GOING ON THE STAR TREK CRUISE 2026 BAYBEEEEE

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Ignoring the meta nature of this question.

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yeah okay deja q is what i needed to get q i think. the whole friendship with data especially, with both q and data having outsider perspectives on humanity but the difference being data's ability to be positive about humanity and, despite supposedly not having emotions, being possibly the first person ever to truly give a shit about q. q describing picard as the closest thing he has to a friend in the universe at the start of the episode (comedy) and then reflected in him saying that if he'd died no one would have cared he was gone (tragedy) at the end. the explicit framing of his attempt at a noble sacrifice being as a suicide as he realizes how miserable he is. just... imagine being immortal on the scale of billions and detached from everything and then, for the first time in your immortal existence, realizing that you're really fucking lonely. yeah you know what i might throw the enterprise at a borg cube just to get picard to say "i need you" too for that reason. and you're the comic relief character. what the fuck man,

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hhhggghhh guys,,,, ,,

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i do not wanna fuck the ringmaster i dO NOT WANNA FUCK THE RINGMASTER

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Guys im so normal i swear im so normal, i dont start stimming really hard anytime i see Q in an episode that wouldnt be normal and im very normal so normal hi so normal over here ohhhh my gosddd

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Q be like

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AFTER VOTING, click here to see what genre you've landed in.

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Encounter at Farpoint has many faults, but establishing the homoerotic tension between Captain Jean-luc Picard and Q the cuntress was not one of them

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i watch star trek like people watch sports or reality tv. i will yell at the screen. yes it is that serious

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OMG IT’S SO CUUUUTE!!!

part two of data and spot playing videogames thank you tumblr user @h0l0gramglasses for an idea of them playing stray