h3ck
h3ck
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h3ck · 19 hours ago
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ever since i was a little girl i always knew i wanted to be some sort of horrendous freak
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h3ck · 19 hours ago
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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters
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h3ck · 19 hours ago
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wow I love to sit crosslegged without moving for several hours straight!
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h3ck · 19 hours ago
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if you think the posts i make are bad you should see the thoughts i am thinking. in my mind
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h3ck · 19 hours ago
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h3ck · 19 hours ago
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Waiter oh waiter more salt in my wound please!!!
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h3ck · 19 hours ago
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h3ck · 2 days ago
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🐈 Vintage animal stickers by Hallmark Cards 🐈
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h3ck · 4 days ago
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h3ck · 4 days ago
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h3ck · 4 days ago
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h3ck · 4 days ago
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stop eating coffee cakes with the lesser drakes and come drink from a flagon with an elder dragon
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h3ck · 4 days ago
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More of you should be concerned about the cackling witch rather than the Nintendo switch
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h3ck · 4 days ago
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The problem people have with me is that I see them clearly
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h3ck · 4 days ago
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the only reason why ten year old girls are destroying stupidly overpriced products at sephora to make “skincare smoothies” is because they aren’t being given access to a yard with a variety of mud, sticks, rocks, puddles, and old ceramic planters to make potions in. the children yearn for the apothecary
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h3ck · 4 days ago
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I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid 
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h3ck · 4 days ago
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Nature held me close and seemed to find no fault with me. (Stone Butch Blues, Leslie Feinberg)
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