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Art by Alfred Fernandes

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Art by Kevin Gnutzmans

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Thank you for your support! I didn't expect this to attract so many people. You wrote me so many nice words, I will live on this energy, rereading all this, for a few more years ahahaha

Thank you for watching my mermaids these 25 days (well, 24, I missed one day ><)

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Azul cubwear groovy spoilers (I think) !!!

WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY GAMBLING AINT THIS A BOARD GAME CLUB ?? WHAT THE FUCK ???????? WHAT BOARD GAMES ARE THEY FUCKING PLAYING

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Mom: "Oh? Jade, with whom do I have this pleasure?"

Jade: "My Night Raven best friends."

Riddle: "....... Best friends?"

LOOK AT HOW SHOOK THEY ARE TO BE CALLED BEST FRIENDS BY JADE FUCKING LEECH LMMFAAAAO only Rook looks elated

Malleus: "Oho, is that so?"

Rook: "Oui! We are the best of friends!"

Mom: "A fair day to you all. Thank you for always taking care of my son. I am Georgina Leech. I'm delighted to meet your acquaintance."

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I only saw this now lmfao what

"Oya? Just now, Malleus appeared to be walking on water... Was I mistaken?"

Didn't I tell you all the game is kind of painting Malleus as some fictional dark Messiah. 😭

I bet you he was just trying to impress Yuu and Grim though 😮‍💨

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So the boys are admiring their outfits. They praise Georgina for it, because you wouldn't have known that it's the first time they've met with how perfect the clothes Georgina chose for them are.

But apparently, she already got some tips on their personalities based on Floyd's nicknames lol.

Yuu is a shrimp so Georgina chose pink for them. Grim's a baby seal because of his round tummy, but she put him in an eel-inspired fit this time. Rook's a seagull graceful in the sky but hits hard in a fight.

Malleus: "What sort of name did that person have for me?"

Jade reveals that Malleus is a seaslug. Grim doesn't know what that is and is upset that even Rook knows what a seaslug is. He questions Yuu if they know

Yuu: "It's a creature just like Hornton!"

Malleus: "What? I look like this?"

Jade: "Those horn-like parts are actually antennae. Sea slugs are a type of shellfish."

Malleus: "Shell...? I fail to see where the shell in this creature is, but this outfit does incorporate plenty of shells."

Grim: "Eh~ this squishy, fluttery, weird thing is a sea slug, huh. It looks so carefree, not really like Hornton except for the horns."

No Grim you don't understand. He's actually as easygoing and derpy as that seaslug lmao.

Jade: "Seaslugs are adorable, beautiful creatures that flutter in the ocean."

Jade: "... However, don't be too captivated and touch it. That will be the end for you. They're extremely poisonous."

Grim: "They're poisonous?! Scary little dudes... So they're like Hornton after all."

Jade: "But they're known to be rather docile unless provoked."

Malleus: "So it's fine if you simply do not carelessly touch it. Then, it's not frightening at all."

Malleus: "I've learned quite a bit more about this sea slug creature. These nicknames that people bestow upon others is amusing."

I DID NOT know that that much thought was put into the seaslug nickname wtf? It really is Malleus omg.

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Riddle: "... Don't tell me this outfit was chosen with 'Goldfish' as a motif."

Georgina: "Could it be that you dislike goldfish?"

Riddle: "No, that's not the case. I have no complaints about this outfit, and I actually like it. It's just that... Much to my distaste, I'm called a goldfish because I'm apparently 'small and red'."

Omg poor Riddle. 😭 It's so funny but I feel bad that he hates being called small and red lol

Georgina: "Oh, is that so? Hahaha, that boy... Please, forgive his rudeness. But that's not all that a goldfish is."

Georgina: "Goldfish in captivity are rather tiny, but when released into the wild, I heard they could grow gigantic."

Riddle: "Gigantic?! So goldfish still have room to grow..."

Jade: *SNORTS*

Riddle: "Jade. Why did you laugh just now."

DHDUISAHDIOA I love how the intention was that Riddle could be the very best he could be if only he could be freed from his cage, but Riddle just took it as... the possibility of a growth spurt. 💀 And Jade laughed at him and told him that it's wonderful that people are free to chase after their dreams. 💀

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He delivered that baby himself

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Memes memes memes memes

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Reminder... This is what they looked like in his dream lmao... 🥲 (cut for spoiler)

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More meeeeemes

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Meme dump