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the weird schrödinger's emotion that is "that character death was narratively satisfying and emotionally impactful and ultimately the best way to handle their character arc" simultaneously with "noooo but I wanted them to live :( :( :("

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Sorry mutuals who like that one Roblox game but I cannot take the scary ones seriously they look like they're high as a kite

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can i interest u in a box of friend??

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every person ive ever suggested to that going through your partners phone not only invades their privacy but also the privacy of all the people who have possibly texted very personal things to them have acted like they genuinely never thought of that before

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the thing is that childhood doesn't just end when you turn 18 or when you turn 21. it's going to end dozens of times over. your childhood pet will die. actors you loved in movies you watched as a kid will die. your grandparents will die, and then your parents will die. it's going to end dozens and dozens of times and all you can do is let it. all you can do is stand in the middle of the grocery store and stare at freezers full of microwave pizza because you've suddenly been seized by the memory of what it felt like to have a pizza party on the last day of school before summer break. which is another ending in and of itself

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PSA

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Reblog to give prev a fucking break holy shit y’all

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thank fucking god I'm not 14 anymore

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sorry I love this painfully mid media so much I could throw up

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holy shit I just saw some foxes that was awesome

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People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter

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My gender is the first option in the select your gender drop-down menu

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dracula venting to hyde about how carmilla stole his wife (not his wife) (was being a fucking creep) and hyde just not making him feel better at all

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WHY AM I IN A PM SEYMOUR VIDEO.

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"women are always like—"

"men are always like—"

shut up shut up shut up shut up shutupshutupshutupsHUT UP 🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄 gender essentialism-hating herd of cows running you over