hadaldemon

[hadaldemon]

!!NOT A REQUEST!!

How do you think the other beasts might act if they had Tako forms?

Taking that they all can't detach their own heads on their own (per my knowledge) let's say they can now because Shadow Milk pranked them. They all be shocked at first yes, but once they realize it's harmless they will deal with it or find its uses until it wears out.

Eternal Sugar wouldn't have much use of this form on its own because she already makes other cookies or sugar angels do her chores.

If she is as lazy as I think she is, she will probably lose or leave her head around and don't even bother to pick it up because, well, getting that weight off your shoulders once in a while should feel nice. She will end up waiting to be picked up by someone, specially by you... maybe losing her head around is not that accidental as it looks...

She is gonna use her new "condition" to look helpless and try to gain sympathy from you being like "oh please, please! wouldn't you lend me your help, my dear? I have been so cruelly cursed and now I'm a defenseless cookie. I really need you my sweet, please, carry me and hold me close~~" so you would carry her everywhere.

Once you pick her up she will behave like a spoiled princess, asking you oh so sweetly to do everything for her: carry her around, brush her hair, feed her, pamper her... just... don't put her down and leave her behind, not even for a moment, or she is gonna have nasty meltdown. She is your curse to carry now.

Like everyone else, she can walk with her hair but because hers is that curly she wouldn't walk, she would "jump" around using her hair as springs... but she won't get far, it will exhaust her quickly.

Also, imagine poor Pavlova seeing Eternal Sugar's head on the floor getting his hopes up thinking that the beast has been slain and... nope, no, she is just there, sleeping and still very much alive. Poor dude.

Mystic Flour... what can I say? She wouldn't care much, honestly. Meditate with or without her head would be the same. Spreading the pale plague with or without her head would be the same, maybe even faster if there are two sources.

I don't know why but I think she would have a bit of a hard time, even if she says she is fine and doesn't care. Maybe she would have trouble reattaching her head, maybe she would leave her head somewhere in the pagoda and her body can't find it... all in all, she will need some occasional help from Cloud Haetae or from you.

She would be very grateful to you and Cloud Haetae when any of you help her return her head to her body. She really would try to not be a burden but... if you are the one carrying her she wouldn't be able to help herself but feel... joy... and silently wishing that you could keep holding her for a little bit longer but she won't admit it.

So, sometimes, when you are carrying her head and trying to bring it to her body she would try to guide remotely and hide her body away from you, extending that little stroll you both are taking together a little longer.

Even if you catch on what she is trying to do, from time to time just play along alright? let her be a little bit selfish and childish sometimes, I think she needs it.

About her walking style while in tako form... err... god, this gonna sound cursed... she would stand on her two tassels and walk like normal. If she lets her hair down she would walk, of course, like a spider.

Burning Spice is gonna take this as a challenge! How much carnage and destruction he could bring to these lands using just his head, he will wonder excitedly.

He will get the hang of it pretty quickly and I'm sure he will find its advantages for battle, like: grapple fleeing enemies with his teeth and bring them closer to his body using his hair as rope, do a one-cookie pincer movement, use his head as some kind of flail, throw his head at enemies so it gets tangled on their legs and slow them down...

Basically, he would behave the same, even with you. He would still demand you to spar with him, would still be your secret guard dog, would still boldly ask you to tend to his hair when he wants to relax for once... the only difference it's that he is now just a head... his body would still be spreading devastation or hunting some poor soul down witches know where, so efficient!

However, in that form, he would now also ask you very enthusiastically to use him as a weapon. Use his head in any way you see fit, be rough, be messy, whatever, as long as he is helping you eviscerate your enemies he would be overjoyed. He would encourage you more and more as the battle progress to be more reckless with him: "Come on! I will show them our power! I will prove my might to you once more! Throw me at them with all your strength! Hahahaha!" as if he was an overly excited grenade.

As only a head, he could walk with hair but I guess he would prefer to roll around like some devastating black ball full of thorns, smashing and wrecking everything that stands on his way.

Silent Salt... who said they don't have some kind of tako form already? I say this because sometimes I headcanon that Silent Salt is a hollow possessed armor entity. All will be exactly the same if that were the case.

Because of I'm writing this when they have not been released yet I don't know what they usually do or behave after they have been released from their confinement. Despite that, I believe they would be your knight in ebony armor, protecting and following you closely whether you like it or not.

Perhaps, after seeing their beast companions in their new state, they would get new ideas about how they could shield you from danger, for example, wearing their helmet.

What better way there is to safeguard you than literally wrap you with themselves? Maybe wear the rest of them while at it, nothing will stand between you and them that way. They would have never guessed that this complete and intimate act of your preservation would feel so... fulfilling... at the price of your freedom. Yeah, because ,basically, you would be wearing some kind Fallout's power armor but you are not the one piloting it.

Regarding how their head/helmet would get around maybe they could shape their ponytail like a hand and crawl around like The Thing from Adams Family. Another alternative, since they are possessed armor, maybe all their armor parts can split up and float around just like how it's shown in this youtube video about dark souls.

[hadaldemon]

Not a request!

Does Tako shads give cuddles out of nowhere?

hmmm more than give cuddles out of nowhere it's more likely that he tackles you out of nowhere and sticks to you like a baby koala for the rest of the day.

He is more likely to be cuddly when you are alone and tired/sad, when you don't have the energy to even think about pushing him away, like for example, if you are sitting down and dozing off he will just plop himself in your lap and expect pets from you (don't get surprised if he even start purring, Shadow Tako is kinda cat sized as you could see ).

There are some cases when he will be cuddly outta nowhere, like when he is feeling jealous. He will try to bury himself in your neck and become your personal scarf (after he had "dealt" with the "menace" hehe).

All in all, when he is not spreading chaos and being an overall threat to all life of Earthbread as you know, you can expect he is near. He may be waiting to pull a (harmless) prank on you or he is already glued to you like a tick. Wrapping his "hair tentacles" on any part of your body that he can hold and yap your ears off.

[hadaldemon]

WHEEEEZE

Ofc the body is welcome too, That’s shadow Milks body he needs it XD Lmao

Yeah, the body needs it too (maybe more because he was left working his bottom off).

Thing is, guess he is very possessive, so much he won't even share with himself XD. You would expect them to get along because they are literally the two halves of the same cookie! But nooooo he had to throw all rationality outta the window when around y/n and act like a territorial chihuahua even against himself!

Thankfully, y/n, like a good mediator, reminded both that they shouldn't fight, that they are one and the same, that it's really stupid they are fighting each other, that there is space enough for one more cookie... or the two halves of one. totally not threaten to throw them both out their room so they could sleep and none would get any more cuddles for the night (y/n x good night sleep is OTP fight me)

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[hadaldemon]

I kinda want a Shadow tako plushie now that I have never got a Shadow Milk plushie and have yet to find one that interests me so i'm thinking about making my own.

I have some ideas for the face but I can't decide which one would be better: in-game puppet face, my version of chibi smilk's face, beady eyes, tako luka face -

or the official plushie face versi- ermmm....

his smug aura mocks me and I don't like it...

What the heck, why not make the body too and make it a head-detachable plushie?

problem is... how you keep the head and body attached? even if u shake it hard? I have seen around some head-detachable plushies and they usually use hook-and-loop fastener but, from my experience, I don't trust it to keep it all together. It feels weak to me but ngl it would make a really satisfying sound when u rip his head off, bonus points if you twist it before hehe

I'm just in the mood of thinking about plushies, I'm not promising that I would make any of them and definitely not selling em (too much work and not worth it) if by some miracle i actually make one the most i would do is sharing the pattern for free.

I have always wanted to dip my toes in the world of plushie-making but... I have 0 experience in sewing 😔 i have not even mend a sock...

-- a lil rant incoming --

Now that we are talking about plushies why the heck devsis would stop making shadow milk plushies? they are gonna miss a ton of money. Now I kinda regret not even trying to order one when it was available because, to be honest, I thought the plushie looked uhhh... kinda fugly but after seeing the bootleg ones... damn...

Also, why didn't they make the shadow milk puppet that shows up in-game? like, c'mon, the design was already there you just had to make it! I would buy a ton of em!

TL;DR:

[hadaldemon]

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...BRUH /pos

Shoutout to all my fellow selfshippers who were never chosen.

Shoutout to the people who were never explicitly invited, but who were told "of course you can come too". To the people whose presence was tolerated, but nobody ever seemed excited to see them. To the people who got talked over. Even when nobody noticed you leaving, you're worthy of love.

Shoutout to the "can I have your hot friend's number?" people, who only were present to make their good looking friend look even more appealing. Shoutout to the third wheels and wingmans. To the people who got the "kiss them! - ewww" treatment at Truth or Dare. To the people who got asked out as a joke.

Shoutout to the selfshippers who help with relationship issues despite craving a relationship themselves. Shoutout to the forever singles who have "resorted" to selfshipping because you convinced yourself that nobody would want you in real life. Shoutout to the insecure, jealous people with abandonment issues because you can't imagine anyone choosing you.

Your F/O chooses you. And they will continue to choose you.

They don't need a reason why. They love you. They love you for who you are, and they always will.

[hadaldemon]

Different Anon) I grab his octo head and hugs him I kiss him and say “goo’night” Cuz jghgughggh I need a sleep buddy cuz my sleep schedule is shit XD

yeah, nowadays, who can say that they have a healthy sleep schedule? definitely not me either.

Specially if you get pestered by some living body-less head with wacky powers demanding his "kiss tax" in the middle of the night like in the case of y/n cookie.

Not what he expected but he will take what he can... for now.

... okay maybe this looks a bit weird

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A pair of lil bonuses down below, no warnings needed i guess

Bonus 1

"I'm their sleep buddy now, old rag!"

bet he is petty like that

Bonus 2

He would kick anyone's a$$, he would kick the witches' a$$es, heck, he would even kick his own a$$ if they dare to interrupt his cuddle time with y/n

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[hadaldemon]

!!not a req!!

saw your shadow tako form and i thought it was a really cool idea!

but now i cant stop thinking about waking up in the middle of the night and looking up just to see shadow milk cookies head just staring at you from your ceiling. scary stuff😰

oh hey! I'm really glad you liked the shadow tako thingy! :D

Also, that thought you had I really liked it and I really like creepy/scary stuff, it gave me an idea ehehe.

I know this is not a request and I don't take requests but I wanna draw this so... hope you don't mind that I made some panels where I'm trying to illustrate the "vision" I had with what u have commented.

tw: unsettling(?), creepy(?)

edit: oh goodness, was this too ugly? was this too much?... too bad, i kinda want to make more

edit 2: it seems that this has a next partt now (part 2)

[hadaldemon]

imagine a horse

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i'm uncomfortable now

[hadaldemon]

I'm so hungry i could eat a cookie 😔

Here pal, go ham

[hadaldemon]

dumb lil thought I had at work

Shadow Tako/Tako Milk form

[hadaldemon]

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okay lady, i don't like you either! i don't need you! there are better pink ladies (first sprinkle cookie) that like me more but guess you are coming home whether we both like it or not.

(god, i hate gachas. Thankfully, you can get her anyways without wasting any real penny because she doesn't deserve it)

I just got that new pink lady that floats around that everyone is talking about nowdays!

wait.... isn't she missing something? like some wings? hmmmm nah, maybe it's just my imagination

[hadaldemon]

I just got that new pink lady that floats around that everyone is talking about nowdays!

wait.... isn't she missing something? like some wings? hmmmm nah, maybe it's just my imagination

[hadaldemon]

Saw this cover art (from Kyary Pamyu Pamyu - PONPONPON) and had a thought.

POV: You finally agree to go on a date with him but he is nervous and tries to lighten the mood by being silly

[hadaldemon]

A version with more canon-like eyes for this one too for comparison/variety purposes

hmmmmm i feel like i have overdone it with this one idk. Also, i just noticed now that maybe his eyebrows are mismatched too dang it... meh, whatever, to each their own...

Gift offering series:

Shadow milk version

Fount of knowledge version

Btw I may have noticed how people reacted to the "bonus" of the og post =) gotta say, I kinda feared getting some hate for it (but I'm glad I didn't :D thank you)

Also, to be honest, I have no idea what to do for the accept version for both Sage and Fount right now... I'll try to come up with something but no promises... although, I would like to expand the rejection path a bit more too... I want to try something a little bit more.......... darker

You got mail! Lastly, another gift but with sage of truth

If you know the description of the guild museum's item "Someone's love letter" i think you can consider this lowkey yandere (?)

Gift offering series:

Shadow milk version

Fount of knowledge version

Bonus down below 😉

POV: You reject him and he starts having a bad crisis

I want drama! I want to see that nerd heartbroken *evil laugh*!

[hadaldemon]

You got mail! Lastly, another gift but with sage of truth

If you know the description of the guild museum's item "Someone's love letter" i think you can consider this lowkey yandere (?)

Gift offering series:

Shadow milk version

Fount of knowledge version

Bonus down below 😉

POV: You reject him and he starts having a bad crisis

I want drama! I want to see that nerd heartbroken *evil laugh*!

[hadaldemon]

An alternative version with more canon-like eyes because I feel like I oversimplified his eyes, but I like both versions.

hmmmmm It doesn't feel as chibi as before, more like just normal

Gift offering series:

Shadow milk version

Sage of truth version

Been thinking about making another one of this but with other versions of shadow milk cookie so here is this.

Is... Is the glittering yogurt wreath a flower crown?

Gift offering series:

Shadow milk version

[hadaldemon]

Been thinking about making another one of this but with other versions of shadow milk cookie so here is this.

Is... Is the glittering yogurt wreath a flower crown?

Gift offering series:

Shadow milk version

Sage of truth version