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My goals:
1. Owning all books I want to read 2. Reading them before I die
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Me describing throne of glass to anyone: it was fine... and then it wasn't
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In Bed with the Bae
Her: Babe I wanna have a baby
Me: When?
Her: Right now… *Climbs on top of me*
Me: *Throws her off*
*pulls out Calendar*
Me: Uh uh. Look here.. right now it’s September and approximately 9 months from now it’ll be around June, which means there’s a strong chance our baby could be a Gemini. Too Risky. Let’s not.
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shout out to all the kids who aren’t good at what they’re passionate about, and who aren’t passionate about what they’re good at
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