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THE BAG SWAP - M.RK

PAIRING: boyfriend! riku x reader

GENRE: best friends-to-lovers au, humor, fluff

SYNOPSIS: on the way to class, riku has roommate! sakuya over the phone—suggesting how they can swap leather bags after grabbing each other’s accidentally. riku can’t care less… maybe not until the latter starts to get curious about what’s in his bag.

WC: 1.0k

AUTHOR’S NOTE: randomly woke up with this concept on top of my head a day ago, so i thought it’d be great to make use of it （＾∇＾）

“riku, maybe you can pass by my class!” sakuya says through the phone. “let’s have our bags exchanged before my professor gets here.”

there’s noise from the young boy’s end that suggests he’s arrived to his lecture hall. besides the loud chatter and the chair screeches, there are a few voices calling sakuya’s name to probably tell him to sit next to them. it’s frankly the sound of only being a week in since the term break.

“when will you ever call me hyung?” riku manages to mutter from his end on the phone, despite being quite breathless from still brisk walking to his own lecture hall. he adjusts his grip on sakuya’s bulky leather bag. “but i can’t, saku. i’m almost running late to mine.”

unlike sakuya’s college building, riku’s is on the other side of the campus from their dorm. while that’s a pain in the ass on its own, so is living with five other boys that have similar class schedules with him this term. it’s been troublesome enough to share the kitchen and take turns in the shower for a few days now, so riku didn’t think it could get any worse. yet, he (a senior) has accidentally switched leather bags with sakuya (a freshman) as they grabbed their belongings by the door this morning.

riku wouldn’t exactly call it karma, but the fact that he got the same leather bag as sakuya when they went shopping together last month might’ve done the trick. the doodle that chants, “sakuya sakuya sakuya” in pink on the young boy’s bag didn’t even salvage riku from this moment. after all, he bought his own bag to tease sakuya after directly saying he wanted no one to match with him.

“should i pass by yours?” sakuya produces a thud, which makes riku think the young boy slammed his leather bag flat on a table. “let’s see what you have in here.”

“i actually don’t need mine for this class.” riku decides, thinking he can simply borrow a notepad and a pen from you—his best friend since elementary school, but also his girlfriend since the recent term break. he sets aside the excitement he instantly feels from thinking of sharing classes with you now, but he double-times his pace. “you need yours?”

“not really. i don’t ever need it, actually.”

“then why is it so heavy?”

“i haven’t cleaned it up since first term.” sakuya says, which makes riku produce a breathy scoff. it’s been more than half a year since the start of the school year. “yours is pretty light, but you have—whoa.”

“what?”

“you have film photos of you and your best friend printed out,” sakuya is slowly uttering his words, like he’s in the middle of a revelation. “in the twenty-first century.”

riku closes his eyes shut—mentally cussing himself for not being able to collect all your developed film photos together out of his bag. he’d been wracking his brain, wondering if some of your shots during your first date in your hometown weren’t printed out, only to find out they’re currently in sakuya’s possession. “fujinaga, close my bag.”

“there’s the sea, there’s you having dinner together,” sakuya ignores riku and only continues to sort through the photos. “and you… holding… hands… together?”

this is exactly why you and riku have decided to keep your relationship private for now. neither of you have the time for his dorm mates’ interrogation, so you both figured it’d be best to build your romantic relationship right in front of their eyes little by little instead.

riku, however, is already constructing your relationship to sakuya in good old hard-launch fashion. he clears his throat, “you know, maybe i can pass by your class right n—”

“and you kissing each other?”

as if on cue, riku hears your giggle from behind him first before he feels you kiss his cheek. “beat you to the door,” you say as soon as you block him from entering the lecture hall.

riku can’t fight the smile on his face from seeing you so mischievous, yet flushed from running your way here. he slowly walks towards you, only to buy himself more time to admire you before landing a quick peck on your lips.

you giggle again. “hi, kuri.”

riku’s smile widens, feeling the heat of his phone against his cheek from doing so. “hey, cutie.”

“ew.” sakuya says on the other line.

“ew?” riku repeats to the phone.

he detaches his phone from his ear to put the young boy on speaker. riku mouths to you that it’s sakuya on the phone, then proceeds to lift the leather bag he’s carrying to show you their situation at hand.

you mouth, “ooo” to your boyfriend before speaking to the phone. “hi sakuya!”

“well, hello!” he laughs, “it seems like you had a sweet break.”

riku scrunches his nose at this. however, he’s instantly on autopilot mode as soon as you look up to him for context. “saku saw our photos in my bag, but it’s my bad. i’m sorry.”

you shake your head with a teasing smile taking over your lips. “so much for not letting the dorm know yet!”

sakuya’s voice is heard from the phone again. “i won’t ask questions if you come over tonight to doodle on my bag and help me sort out my keychains. i think i wanna remember knowing about you both before the whole dorm.”

“oh, saku.” riku says, genuinely softened.

“then i’ll see you later, sakuya!” you say to the phone.

“yes!” sakuya exclaims, like he might be throwing a fist in the air because of this. “but, also, riku has to take my turn in dishwashing tonight.”

riku sighs so loud, that a handful of your course mates from inside the lecture hall look at where he’s standing by the door. “fujinaga sa—”

before he even gets to say the young boy’s full name, sakuya ends the call.

and, even though you laugh because of what riku has to deal with later today, he looks at you with as much amusement as you have for him. not because he finds his situation funny either, but because he likes that he’s the reason you’re happy right now.

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hi can i be added to the love pointers taglist? 🥹

hi! sure thing, thank u so much for wanting to be included! 🥹🫧

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DEFINITELY SOMETHING - O.SO

PAIRING: best friend! sion x reader

GENRE: best friends-to-? au, humor, fluff

SYNOPSIS: you and sion make a trip to the grocery store to find rice vinegar to complete today’s meals. what sion finds instead, however, is a zap in your eyes.

WC: 726

AUTHOR’S NOTE: *writes a short story in one sitting for fun* ehehe it’s very simple, but i hope it’s enjoyable! just felt like writing for sion on the get-go today \(( °ω° ))/

you watch as best friend! sion scratches his cheek to block you from seeing how hard he’s trying to suppress a smile. his glinting eyes totally give it away once he looks at you, though. “are you sure we’re in the right aisle?”

“this is what the grocery clerk said.” you divert your attention back to the pastel-colored lotion containers—almost giving yourself a tunnel vision for anything pink or purple. you laugh, “but i’m pretty sure kimchi fried rice and gimbap don’t go with toothpaste.”

“you mean lotion.” sion lightly nudges your shoulder with his. it’s the friendly alternative route he takes rather than squeezing your cheeks when he finds you cuter than usual.

you purse your lips at your mistake. “i meant to say lotion.”

he finally lets out a chuckle. “oh my,” you’re too cute and pretty today, he’d say, if he only knew whether or not you’d find him weird afterwards. besides, you’ve always found romantic feelings weird. although it’s unfair to him, he has a mental reminder of it every time you two spend time alone.

you continue to scan the delicate colors that make up the aisle, but don’t miss to scrunch your nose as a response to the falling boy.

sion shakes his head as a physical attempt to put his feelings aside. he grabs the shopping basket from the floor and proceeds to observe the grocery store. “let’s just look for rice vinegar on our own.”

he walks before you even return your attention to him, yet you follow suit as soon as you notice him straying away from where you stand.

sion doesn’t look back at you as he takes a peek at the aisles that come after. it doesn’t go on for long, especially when his primary reaction to seeing a couple share a passionate kiss near the boxes of pepero is to jerk back.

“ouch!” you exclaim when sion accidentally steps on your foot.

as the head-over-heels best friend he is, sion’s initial response is to apologize and see if you’re okay, only he hasn’t considered the fact that you’re right behind him.

by the moment he turns to you in panic, your close proximity face-to-face dawns on him like cold water being poured from his head to his toes. what’s even more shocking is the fact that he sees excitement and curiosity in your eyes, as if you’re hopeful about what happens next within the small space between you two.

“a-are you okay?” sion forces to let out in spite of his state, however weak his voice sounds.

he blinks hard to try to make sure he’s not hallucinating it, but your hope is seriously there. you even accompany the excitement in your eyes with a giggle that can pass as a sweet whisper to him.

you nod without missing a beat of his expression. “yes.”

the falling boy swallows and admits to himself that he’s officially doomed by your captivity. he takes a step back—otherwise, he might finally listen to his head that keeps chanting, kiss her! kiss her! or maybe squeeze her cheeks!

you, however, furrow your brows in the slightest possible way. it won’t be any surprise at this point if you ask him why he’d taken a step back. yet, you don’t make any sound for a while. instead, you look around and avoid his eyes, but the zap in yours are still as sparkly as they can be. “come on now, sionnie.”

it’s your turn to walk before he can even register it. sion stays frozen facing the direction where you stood a few seconds ago. he’s lost in his thoughts that are slowly (yet surely) making sense of your accidental closeness.

during the time his lips were only a few inches away from yours, you didn’t flinch. you didn’t push him back. goodness, you even had sparks in your eyes and you giggled! you didn’t tease him about his weird state at all, either.

although you’ve always found feelings weird, sion thinks to himself, that apparently doesn’t mean you don’t have any. has he been so caught up in his own feelings for you, that he’s failed to notice yours?

with this conclusion, he pokes his inner cheek with his tongue to contain his mutual excitement. he considers the realization that there’s definitely something more between you and him.

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LOVE POINTERS | NCT WISH SERIES

best friends riku and yushi don’t share the same preference on how university life should unravel for them – while riku’s plate is full of trainings and committee meetings, yushi’s is half empty from doing advanced tasks and declining party invites. what these two friends only have in common is their need of a reality check, a box of chicken with cheese dip, and a few pointers on love.

GENRES: university!au, slice of life, humor, fluff

AUTHOR’S NOTE: hi! it’s been a while, so i’m trying to make a good comeback by writing an au or two for the first time :’) i decided to write about wish cause i’ve been so into them lately and noticed there’s not much content for them here yet. hope everyone enjoys this yuriku series! both aus can be read as a standalone or a sequential pair (with riku’s first before yushi’s)!

TAG LIST – OPEN! reply to this post, submit an ask, or message me to be included in both. thank you!

MAKE IT HAPPEN - M.RK

PAIRING: assignment partner!riku x reader

FEATURING: mark, sion, ningning, and yushi

SYNOPSIS: riku takes his chance to finally ask you out on a date, but how is he supposed to let it be possible when the both of you keep missing each other? though a series of mishaps is paved along the way, one thing’s for sure – you and riku are determined to still make it happen together.

PUBLISHED ▸ SOON

GET ACQUAINTED - T.YS

PAIRING: schoolmate!yushi x reader

FEATURING: riku and sakuya

SYNOPSIS: yushi doesn’t know a thing or two about creating good chaos, which is what his best friend and his quirky roommate believe should be a problem. this is why yushi thinks his best way out of their misery for him is disguised as an awful favor to be your wingman and an unfortunate chance to get acquainted with you.

PUBLISHED ▸ SOON

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MARK When I’m With You, 2024

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[1:36 pm] p.js

you might be looking directly at your professor in front of the lecture hall, but you swear your seat mate has his eyes on you.

“what?” you suddenly ask him, who gets startled by you glancing at him in return.

“what?” seat mate!jisung throws back the question to you, like he’s supposed to be the one wondering why you’re looking at him.

but, soon enough, his eyes grow guilty from being caught in the act.

jisung looks around before leaning to whisper, “it’s not like you can hear how loudly i’m thinking of you, right?”

you suppress your giggle in being asked. “no.” you twitch your lips from playing along with him, and this makes him smile.

“okay, nice.”

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just found your acc. your blurbs are so cute! my heart broke when i realized you haven't posted anything in years <//3 but i understand why it could've been hard to come back. just wanted to drop some love for your writing regardless!

oh, anon! 🥹 i was having a bad day when i read this. i’ve also been wanting to write again for a while now, and seeing this inspired me to actually try to get back to it :’)

thank you for dropping some love, anon! your kindness comes a long way ♡ i hope you have a wonderful day! <3

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[11:57 am] frat boy!mark dresses up as spider-man for this month’s fictional character day in the literature department. so, when he sees you dressed up as gwen stacy, he doesn’t waste time standing on the cafeteria table in front of you.

he shouts, “one-on-one tutoring in my place tonight, gwen?”

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hi! i’m sharing this to the public to raise awareness on how easily plagiarism can be done, and how the people who practice that THINK they can easily get away with it through an apology. please report or block @/markleeberries (but warning: their account is nsfw, yet there’s no warning on their account).

first of all, plagiarism crushes a writer. when i read their message to me for the first time, my confidence instantly drained out. i logged into tumblr with a new writing piece that day, only to not post it anymore. i put so much thought, time, and effort to create everything that i write, then someone would easily copy-paste it or screenshot it without permission or credits. that’s so awful. please think first before you do something. regretting in the end doesn’t suffice because the act has already been done.

second of all, this apology is not even meant to its core. if it were, i wouldn’t be left on read after being apologized to. if it were, i would’ve been given transparency, and shown the videos that contained my works without my permission. they even knew what plagiarism was, yet they consciously did it. i gave them enough time to respond to me, but they never did.

i’m still so sad and offended over this. the least @/markleeberries could’ve done was to respect me, if not my works. please help me out on this, and be more cautious. i hope no other writer would experience this.

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aaa came across this tonight and got surprised to see my xuxi timestamps here 🥺💗 thank uu so much for recommending them @pesiko !! also enjoyed reading everything else <33

LUCAS TIMESTAMP RECS

00:04 - scare

00:09 - horror movie

12:14am - finding his finsta

1:25am - something to tell you

1:47am - mess

1:57am - finish studying

2:04am - night swimming

2:50am - badboy!Yukhei

6:30am - eyes

6:32am - salty coffee ✿

7:09am - sushi

8:26am - breakfast

8:53am - walking to class everyday

11:46am - grocery list

2:16pm - the date

13:19 - “I have to tell you something”

1:44pm - flowers in milk

14:54 - beautiful date

15:24 - two hands in a wall

3:25pm - done with school

3:35pm - crying

3:37pm - he hates you

3:44pm - “can I have a kiss?”

3:53pm - new kitten

4:13pm - pretty lady

4:37pm - merman!Yukhei

17:05 - shooting your shot

5:15pm - new puppy

5:20pm - “then why else would she be sore?”

5:34pm - laughing

5:42pm - whale documentary

5:49pm - “two can play this game”

17:52 - bike ride

6:35pm - the one

18:39 - sketching a stranger

18:49 - football player!Lucas

7:03pm - flowers

7:15pm - good luck

19:36 - racing heart

7:47pm - safe and secure

8:07pm - checking compatibility

8:18pm - “say it back”

9:36pm - carrying you

22:11 - ginormous crush

10:56pm - “what’s wrong”

10:58pm - hands

11:02pm - ice cold hands

23:06 - a little

23:13 - tipsy and clingy

23:39 - shampoo

❥ LUCAS NAVI

[main masterlist] [nct masterlist] updated 5-17-21

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[2:21 pm] l.jn

you have one (1) new voice message from Unknown:

“hi! this is jeno lee, uh, the guy you met at chenle’s party last night? well, i hope this is your real number. in case you don’t remember, you gave it to me when we, uh, played seven minutes in heaven. um, wait. no, actually, you took my phone from me to type it in. i was telling you about my favorite songs when it happened, i think. we just talked, by the way, but i haven’t stopped thinking about you since. so, uh, i was wondering if you had some free time today. i mean, maybe we could eat out? there’s this new place that i’d want to try. it doesn’t have to be a date. we could be friends, you know, try to get to know each other better? like last night. yeah, um, please call me back. have a great day, bye.”

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[9:53 pm] h.rj

renjun has made it a habit to look at the stars when he’s in the bus ride home, since it brings him back to the first and—hopefully, not—last time he saw you.

that day, you bid goodbye by telling him to count as many stars at night as the number of letters in your first name. you told renjun it was so he won’t forget you. he’s made it a task for himself ever since.

it’s the seventh night that he’s counted the stars like this. after doing it is the only time renjun smiles to himself. he rests his head on the glass window, and wonders if you’ve done the same for his first name tonight, too.

(not to make him smile even more, but you have.)

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[8:49 pm] n.jm

“you good, jaem?”

roommate!jaemin is at your bedroom door carrying various chips and biscuits over his chest. “i thought we could bond over some midnight snacks.”

“it’s eight in the evening.”

“well, it’s midnight somewhere.”

before you’re able say another word, jaemin already continues his way inside your room to settle on the bed like it’s his. as he lies sideways with his elbow carrying the weight of his upper body, he begins to open the snacks he’s brought one by one. you only sit on the edge of the bed, amused.

you shake your head. “you’re so cute.”

there’s a sudden pause in jaemin’s movement. his hand remains inside the newly opened bag of chips for a short while, as he keeps his eyes on you.

“wow,” he says, “how can you say that so casually?”

you reach for your favorite biscuits, and chew them before you answer him. you shrug, “i mean it.”

jaemin blinks at you. he chews his chips before he manages to think out loud, “i can’t say that i like you as casual as that, can i?”

you almost swallow the biscuit as a whole. “you like me?”

again, jaemin pauses.

he’s realized what came out of his mouth…casually. jaemin drifts his focus to a distance like he’s seeing his life flash before him at the very moment. “never mind, i just did it.”

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[10:08 pm] l.mk

“is my face, like, supposed to hurt?”

how boyfriend!mark has managed to say that with clay mask over his face, you have no idea.

it’s one of those instances when you two pull a sleepover in either of your condo units. this time, you’ve convinced mark to do your skincare routine together with you. he’s even copied you wearing a thin blue headband.

unlike him, though, you can’t say anything with a clay mask on your face. you feel it currently stretching your skin, so you only nod at him in response, and he does it back.

“oh, cool.” mark continues, “then, you owe me, like, a kiss after.”

you’ve always disliked wearing the clay mask, but for the first time, you’re actually glad it’s on. this way, mark won’t see how much you’ve reddened at his words.

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AAAAA who did this !! 🥺 i’m about to send so much love ur way !! 💞💘💗💘💓💞 omg thank u to an angel for recommending,, and thank u to @ficscafe for featuring <333

[8:02 pm] l.yy

“i dreamt about you last night.” you casually tell bestfriend!yangyang, who’s watching you settle beside him on the couch.

you can’t exactly return the gaze, though. your eyes will probably show him that you like what your dream has made you feel, and that’s the least you want to happen tonight. the trust he invests in you is too risky to bet on, especially when you’re best friends. there’s no possibility of you confessing to him first.

what you don’t know, however, is that yangyang shares a similar sentiment. he likes the idea of you dreaming about him, but you don’t have to know that, too. at least, not when his plan to confess to you is bound to happen two days from now.

so, yangyang gets nervous upon hearing those words from you. he pulls the hood of his sweatshirt over his head, then plays with its strings until his face is almost being squeezed. “seriously?” yangyang snickers, compelling himself to keep a front. “i-i bet we dated. like, we were one of those couples you read in the books you deadass admired for their romance.”

you widen your eyes, not knowing how to act with the sudden beating of your heart twice its normal rate. you grab the tub of gummy bears from the low table to hold onto before responding, “unfortunately, we were.”

“oh.”

yangyang opens his mouth to say something more, but closes it even before uttering a word. the urge to see his reaction allows you to turn your head towards him, only to notice the crease in his forehead. it’s proof that he’s having an internal debate, which he eventually overcomes by the second he blurts out, “that doesn’t sound unfortunate to me.”

the world stops for you then. “oh.”

seeing you in a frozen state, yangyang matches the stunned element in your eyes as soon as he realizes that he’s literally confessed to you without paying any mind to it. shit, what about his plan to lend you his hoodie that would contain a letter in its pocket?

he needs to change the topic, quick.

alarmed by his obvious feelings, yangyang snatches the tub of gummy bears from you. he simultaneously eats three, and before you can protest, he asks you the next important question he could think of.

“was my drip lit in your dream?”

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my best friend wants to be abducted by aliens.

pairing: son of athena!renjun x daughter of aphrodite!reader

genre: fluff, angst

word count: 14.6k (this was supposed to be 5k 😌)

author’s note: hi so here is renjun’s chapter to my 00 line x camp half-blood series (i’m sorry, i know it took forever)! thank you so much for all of the support, and i hope you enjoy 💞

warning: one (1) makeout session

You are currently crouched behind a cluster of bushes, trying to get a glimpse of your targets through binoculars. 

Does that sound stalkerish? Perhaps. 

Are you actually a stalker? Debatable. 

However, no matter how suspicious it looks, your motive is pure—for the most part. 

You’re spying on Kang Daniel (son of Hermes) and Park Jihyo (daughter of Apollo), both of whom are at the Archery Range. Jihyo is showing Daniel how to shoot, encasing him with her arms as she nocks the arrow for him. The tips of his ears are so red that they could practically be a flare; you can see how flamboyant they are all the way from your hiding spot. 

You start grinning like a maniac, excited that your plan is finally unfolding. 

You had noticed how awful Daniel was at archery during a training session a couple weeks ago, and you casually suggested to him that he should ask Jihyo for some lessons. You’ve always known that Daniel has been hopelessly in love with Jihyo since the moment he saw her (it’s a child of Aphrodite thing—you can just sense it), but she’s been oblivious to it this entire time. 

Well, until now. 

Just as you guessed, sparks flew immediately. You could cut the sexual tension between them with a knife. You give them a couple more passionately-charged archery lessons before they inevitably surrender to their emotions and begin to date—and your predictions are never wrong. 

“Another job well done, Y/N,” you mumble proudly to yourself, “Mom would be so proud.”

“Excuse me, ma’am. I’m going to have to ask you to stop loitering by these bushes and stalking those two campers over there, or else I’ll have to report you to the camp director,” a sudden voice from behind you says. 

Letting out a loud yelp, you drop your binoculars in surprise and whip your head around to see who it is. You turn so fast that you almost fall backwards into said bushes, quickly using your palms to balance yourself. 

“Renjun, you asshole!” 

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please, please, please. make 02;03 am na jaemin a part two! my happiness depends on this 🥺 I love all of your scenarios

aww hello thank u sm 🥺💗 well if it would make you happy, maybe i can write a blurb? tell me what genre you’d like it to be, anon !! i’ll wait to hear from you again then it’d be our little secret until i get to write c: