I stand outside the building of the Administration with a comically large boombox. I click play and lift it over my head. The audio is so ear-piercing that people in the front of the building feel as their ear drums rupture. Deep within the Administration the music has reached its intended recipient. The manager of the merge displacement team.
The audio blasting is Gary Come Home from Spunchbob but Gary’s name has been replaced with a text-to-speech voice saying “Jay”.
I am immediately served an Administration Restraining Order filed in triplicate.
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what if the undersea was one of those societies where your hair is a sign of like victory in the sense that you only ever cut your hair when you lost a battle and when gillion was exiled they chopped all his really long hair off send tweet
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why couldn’t sjm have made feyre and tamlin grow apart in acomaf? they’ve experienced massive trauma, Feyre has new powers, tamlin is obviously going to worry. maybe this takes a toll on him. they could reach a point where they eventually agree that they don’t fit anymore, but still love one another. he was friends with feyre, it felt like they had a connection on a platonic level and a romantic one. did sjm need a last minute betrayal and he was conveniently the scapegoat because she needed a twist? even so, there are still ways to make this happen without him turning into a villain ™️. His court could be threatened and hybern could leave him with no choice but he fights with them in the end.
make it make sense
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Ok 3:00 am Theory time
In the QSMP trailer towards the end we hear Charlie and Quackity talking to each other on the train to the island. I don’t know if this was purposeful or accidental but Charlie and Quackity are not on the same train. Charlie is on the Left Train while Quackity is on the Right Train. If it was purposeful maybe that conversation that you hear was from before they got on the train? If not then maybe Charlie, as a slime can split himself in different part and a small bit was with Quackity idk.
Moving on we then hear Wilbur talking to someone where he says “ I just don’t get it. Why are they putting us in different trains?”
At first I thought he was talking about how they separated the guests into two different trains to the island instead of one. But I had a thought that maybe they separated the group he was traveling with.
Foolish and BBH have both stated that they have memories of the DSMP. Whether that was a past life or memories from that time have been removed we don’t know.
Taking this info we can hypothesize that maybe Quackity and Wilbur were traveling together to this island and Wilbur, in the previously stated convo, was talking about why they separated two people who were traveling together?
Cool. Now who is Wilbur talking to?
Well as both him and Philza were on the same train the probability of Philza being the second person makes sense. Especially if we go with the thought that DSMP is something that actually happened in the past.
Now onto recent lore as of posting this.
In the crime as to why the Islanders are arrested by the federation Philza is marked as having “Trespassing and Illegal dimension crossing”
From what I’ve seen only three other people have this crime Foolish, BBH, and Fitmc. Now we know why Fit has that crime. He was not on the original guest list, someone got him a a ticket so he can go in as a spy to report back info from the inside.
Going off this info does this mean that Foolish, BBH, and Philza were not originally on the guest list? Did Phil come to the island to do something or did he come to make sure Wilbur was ok? Why do Foolish and BBH, who are both immortals if I may note, also have that crime?
Idk it’s 3:00am, I’m going to bed.
-Crimes are on QSMPinfo twitter
-BBH and foolish convos of dsmp are on their wikis
-Who was on what train is also on the wiki
Here’s the trailer
https://x.com/Quackity/status/1636854517693288450?s=20
If I missed anything or made a mistake plz let me know and In the end this is just a crazy theory
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