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highrollingheir​:

❝ I doubt that I’d make a very good parent. ❞

     “Y’don’t gimme any weird vibes. Sure you’d do great.”

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     “A mini-you? Would be cute. Be my dad, too.”

I don’t think anyone wants a baby me.

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     “Maybe that’s a good thing. Y’give off insane vibes.”

“Absolutely no kids for me.”

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     “Says he hates kids and HELLO I’m here??? I mean I ain’ a kid no more but fuck sake. Give me some attention, dad.”

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     “I am nor will I ever be, nor do I wish to be, an uncle or father or anything similar.”

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// Brain: Your tags need redoing. Remake your blog. Me: Fuck right off. Brain: But they’re not perfect.

I hate this and I’m not doing it.

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@rebornmenace​:

*raises hand*

     “We are... Simply put? Nobs.”

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     “Okay, hands up if you ever thought your food was cooking and forgot to actually put it in the oven.”

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Thicc arms.

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     He’s just grinning. Colour this a win on his side.

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She’s staring at Jax as water drips off of her.

She’s not even upset, JUST surprised.

This man was built like a TANK, was he super man or something?

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@pathtothemissing​ appeared:

-shoots Jax with her nerf gun- (cus you brought it up in thread xD)

     He watches as the nerf dart strikes his thick as fuck arm and bounces off.

     So yea, it stings but...

     ...

     He grabs the bottle from behind himself and crushes it hard so the water inside blasts out at the kid.

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magicmagikarp​:

M pursed his lips as deep down in his mind, he was lavishing in the fawning and care Jax was giving him. Rare moments was he permitted such kindness. But of course he wasn’t onto to truly relish in the moment, never, his eyes shifted to the side as he allowed Jax to do as he wished.

❝ 𝐇𝐦𝐩𝐡, ❞ M huffed as he closed his eyes, letting the cloth soak up the blood. Arms crossed as he shifted his weight, as if allowing the other to pamper him in such a way, ❝ 𝐎𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰. 𝐒𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐩𝐢𝐝 𝐑𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐟𝐟. 𝐆𝐞𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧, 𝐦𝐚𝐲𝐛𝐞 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐧, 𝐦𝐚𝐲𝐛𝐞 𝐚 𝐟𝐞𝐰 𝐩𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐧, 𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭, 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥. ❞

He raised a hand, waiting it from side to side as he dismissed such information. M didn’t have much of a problem detailing things that happened, especially to someone like Jax who probably would enjoy such information - but even if M didn’t care to spilling confidential information…he also didn’t want to get on the higher ups bad sides.

❝ 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐟 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐬, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐨𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐨'𝐬 𝐠𝐲𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐬 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐨𝐥𝐯𝐞𝐝. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐠𝐞𝐭, 𝐚𝐥𝐬𝐨 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐞. 𝐈𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐚 𝐠𝐲𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐬 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐤, ❞ M said, giving a good reason for the sight before them. ❝ 𝐃𝐢𝐝 𝐇𝐐 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐨𝐫 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐮𝐩 𝐚𝐬 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥? ❞

He paused, lips curled up into almost a teasing innocent smirk, ❝ 𝐎𝐫 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐜𝐤 𝐮𝐩 𝐨𝐧 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐦𝐞~ 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐨 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫? ❞

     “Well.” Jax starts, giving M a ‘boop’ on the nose with the bloodied rag, “I am a nosy man, as you probably know, my dearest M. That and often I am sent to places to... ensure all is fine on the medical side of things.”

     He can’t help but smirk a little as he speaks, going back to wiping up the blood until there’s pretty much only a smudge left on the man’s nose. The rag is then placed into his pocket without much care for sanitation; worse things have been in that pocket in all honesty and he trusts M isn’t infected with something terrible. Or at least he hopes so. Maybe a few shots are in order...

     “If there is a chance somebody is hurt or a life needs saving, I am so rarely sent over if the lab work is on the slow and quiet side. But such was not the case this time. I am, after all, just nosy. So when I got wind of this little scenario, I decided to come witness the carnage you nicely left. And oh dear, so much blood. Whatever shall we do?”

     Then he boops the nose again to rid it of blood, this time just with his bare finger.

     “And no. No kissing anything better.” He says, leaning in so close that their faces are inches apart. “I am a taken man and my partner would skin me alive for kissing anything. That... And... Well. I may not be able to stop myself eating you alive! You are delicious looking, especially so your blood.”