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[sonderrow-moved]

@magicmagikarp​.

*throws a magikarp at*

He had rose his arm to block whatever his senses felt was coming towards him. Like his instinct told him ; it was inoffensive... but darn wasn’t it so fucking insulting.

Hands reached his face to grab onto the still living, fighting for dear life koi fish, fingertips digging into it as it kept slipping on his gloves... before Archer’s arm moved in a wide arc, chucking with every once of his might the fish at the perpetrator’s face, hoping its guts would explode all over him.

“What the FUCK you motherfucking, egregiously retarded mongrel think you’re doing ?! If I wanted fucking sashimi, I would have ordered it !”

[executive-geneticist]

Oh, don’t worry, Miss Miyuki. I’ve thicker skin than that to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous M-fortune. He’ll have to up his game to get a rise out of me. After all, I’ve already given him good reason to replace that mask of his once in the last twenty-four hours. Let’s see if we can break the record for long he lives this time, hm?

[magma-mouse]

@magicmagikarp​

“M, the one in the center”

[pathtothemissing]

@magicmagikarp​ “I’ll give you a dollar!”

“THAT’S 19 less thing what Uncle Gio offers me to hit him.”

[streetsteel]

@magicmagikarp​ said:  *throws a magikarp at*

OH HE CATCHES THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN MID-AIR. He’s been gaining the Karp Experience since the last festival in Viridian city, he’s learned the splash patterns, and by Arceus, he’s READY to catch a flying Magikarp with the experience of someone who’s had to try and hold his own fish in his arms for more than 30 seconds. He’s by no means a veteran, but he’s READY, HE’S PREPARED, AND HE’S READY TO FUCKIN’ RUMBLE. 

“EXCUSE YOU? I SEE Y’HAVEN’T BEEN INTRODUCED TO MY BUDDY BOB OVER HERE—”

He gestures to the left, towards—

Flop. Flop flop flop. Flop flop flop flop flop flop flop flop flop flop flop.

“FUCK YEAH, BOB.”

And he YEETS the Magikarp right back.

[haematophiliac-a2]

@magicmagikarp​ attacked:

*throws a magikarp at*

     SLAP.

     Oh come on. Whatever that was felt... disgusting. Slimy? Wet... 

     He looks down and sees the fish. The fucking fish.

     Why are Pokemon such a pain? Or in this case, why is M throwing fish at him?

     “Whatever did I do to you?”

[koikoikarp]

@magicmagikarp​ 

shes humming the jaws theme song, and is trying to be sneaky.

[thevoidknights]

@magicmagikarp threw a whole ass fish!

 At seeing a Magikarp flying towards them, the dark bug type reached up to catch the fish. How was it not more injured or dying being out of the water? The Pokemon didn’t know. They chirped softly and moved opened a hidden mouth looking quite ready to put the water type pokemon into its maw. 

[haematophiliac]

@magicmagikarp​ appeared and...:

*slaps with a magikarp*

     “Why would you do that?!”

     Cue Jax on the floor, looking ready to cry.

[leadthemissing]

Is M on the approved baby sitter list?

@magicmagikarp

"Yes... I actually have an entire side account for MOMENTS when I have to ask him for help. I am aware chaos ensues when I DO leave her with him, but as long as there are no major or life-threatening injuries I don't mind if he watches her. That and I have enough faith that if anything HORRIBLE happened he would act accordingly... at least I HOPE he will."

[melemeleguardian]

Magikarps > Eevees

"...Sure."

[missingsleight]

@magicmagikarp​

“Agent M!!!” Sam bounds over to the grunt grinning wide.

“You shoudl SEE this MAGIKARP I stole Caught while out today. IT’S ADORABLE WANNA take a look? Maybe add it to your collection.”

[executive-geneticist]

@magicmagikarp​ said:

“Oh no, Mister Executive, don’t go back to your hole you should cum in my hole instead. Not because of me~. Oh PLEASE great wonderful Executive. Don’t leave me. I love you. I was even going to give you a free blowjob for a welcome back~”

-He pinches the bridge of his nose and screws his eyes shut with a long-suffering sigh. From the hip holster of his belt, he pulls his ever-faithful pistol, presses it against M’s forehead, and squeezes the trigger. The blossoming headache that twinges behind his eyes every time he interacts with the man now splattered across the wall blissfully begins to dissipate as he watches familiar patterns of red drip down to join the pool on the floor.-

I’ve missed you, too, M. Make sure you clean up before you come see me again. I’ll be waiting.~

[itsraiyninmeteors]

“...Why are two grown men fighting over me?”

[pathtothemissing]

@magicmagikarp​

She’s Mad at M now, and refuses to talk to him.  HE caused this.

[obliviouskind]

13. What color do they think they look best in? Do they actually look best in that color? AND 22. How does jealousy manifest itself in them (they become possessive, they become aloof, etc)?

Uncommon Questions

@magicmagikarp

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13. What color do they think they look best in? Do they actually look best in that color?

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When his mother used to dress him as a boy, she would put him in muted, pale tones – most often browns, beiges and blues. A pallet that, against his peachy skin and sky blue locks washed him out until there, truly, was little about him that stood out. The same treatment was done to his father, whose complexion he shared save for their differing eye color. Don’t tell Noboru, but he always has liked that he got his mother’s blue eyes, rather than the charcoal of his father. Though not fully relevant to question, I want to note that this was a pallet that their decor at home, too, followed – making Mrs. Akagi the sole member to stand out within the family home.

A deliberate choice, though perhaps not one easily picked up on.

Cyrus isn’t the most attentive to his appearance nor style, even if he makes an effort to always dress proper no matter the occasion at hand. Sweats and loose, comfy shirts aren’t a part of his wardrobe for this reason. The colors he chooses, however, directly stem from his upbringing…

If one feels they suit him depend on personal opinion, I suppose. He feels it’s a safe choice, in a sense, and so he has mostly kept up with the pallet from his youth.

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22. How does jealousy manifest itself in them (they become possessive, they become aloof, etc)? 

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Jealous isn’t something that I, inherently, would put as a trait of Cyrus’s – quite the opposite, actually. Despite the hiccups of his younger years, Cyrus grew to be a very confident and independent man. He feels security within himself more often than not and if he falters, then it’s not for long. When it comes to relationships, if he were to actually enter one with someone – he would feel confident in it enough to the point where jealousy, even if his partner was flirted with, wouldn’t lap at his feet. He would chose them for a reason, after all, and they chose him. Not much else has to be there for that trust to develop.

Of course, trust can be broken… Jealousy, however, wouldn’t be born from it. A pinch of resentment, a touch of anger, perhaps, but not jealousy.

This doesn’t mean, however, that Cyrus hasn’t been jealous before. Have you ever wondered why your mother doesn’t behave like other mommy’s do? Why she won’t hold your hand after mass, when all the other children can without a fuss? Why she can’t say hello when you say you’re back home from school, or why she won’t tell you goodnight once the day’s chores are through?

Have you ever wondered why your father didn’t speak to you like a human being, before you turned eighteen?

Cyrus certainly wondered these things growing up and, in his little hearts of hearts… He had carried a sense of jealousy within him. It was a small section of his heart that wondered why Annika’s mother couldn’t be his. Why he couldn’t be treated like Samuel is? He wondered why he had to be the one to feel this way, when he tried his very best to be as good as he possibly could. Cyrus was jealous of those around him growing up and, perhaps, he still could be…