haevlem
i'm literally just vibing bro
oh you mean this isn't the notes app?
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i just had to watch the two hour presentation my uni gave about covid, and. their precautions are to give everyone hand sanitizer and one (1) cloth face mask (to wear “when social distancing is not possible”). sooo i guess in a month or two i’ll update with what covid is like :))))
#i have my own masks i'm bringing#so i'll have like five#but damn okay#also the only options are to either go in person or just drop out/delay enrollment a year#there's no online option until everything is forced to shut down#but i'm not taking a year break in the middle of my degree#so rip me i guess - just gotta hope people actually follow guidelines
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also had a friend who broke up with a girl, and then that girl went on to date that friend’s older sister. (once again: limited dating pool)
nothing quite like the experience of growing up on an island
#i mean it's one hell of a power move#but still absolutely wild#and somehow not out of character for anyone involved
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nothing made me feel better than realizing you can literally just reinvent yourself. i moved out for college, went to thrift stores, replaced my clothes, and curated the person i wanted to be. and then i just was them. it was that simple, and i feel so much more free now
#i grew up thinking things like#oh i can't pull that off#oh i wish i could be like them#and turns out???#it don't matter#there's no such thing as pulling things off#you just wear it and if it makes you happy then amazing you won#you wanna be somebody?? just go do it#(and i realize this is tumblr so disclaimer: ofc not everyone can buy new things or are in a safe place to do something like this)#(but if you want to and it's just the idea that you can't/shouldn't change like this holding you back? bro just do it.)#(that held me back for a long time too and i am so much happier now)
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who decided :) was sarcastic/shady??? bc why!! it’s just a lil smile, ok?? who hurt you.
#i use it all the time#and i recently had a friend tell me i was the only one she knew who used it genuinely??#like excuse me#i ain't gonna use the emoji smile#it doesn't convey the same emotion#just like :D and >:( and :/ are all so perfect already#why would i replace them???#i'm also a big fan of :T
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just like a small dog, i too get nervous around vacuums
#they're too loud okay?#i can't hear my surroundings so my brain just goes#IT DANGER TIME#so i stick to brooms#tg i don't have carpets lol
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yes my posts are literally all just shit from my notes app.
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man i love those radio jingles that you hear once and forever trapped in your brain. like, someone came up with that. someone was paid to come up with that, and now they’ve influenced your life in a way you’ll likely never influence theirs.
#it's those little moments of human connection#i'll never know who made it#or what they're like#or their name#or how tall they are#but i know that they can sure write a mean jingle
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i am unequivocally incapable of sounding sincere over text.
to rectify this problem, i use a lot of exclamation points, emoji, etc, to reach the vibe i’m trying to convey. however, this also turns me into a golden retriever.
please send help.
#me genuinely thinking something is cool: cool#realizing that sounds passive aggressive#me: cool!!!#did it help? who knows#but at least i'm more enthusiastic in whatever emotion i'm conveying
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unsettlingly organ-like
#ever see some lines and just go#that's organs babey!#even though it's not?#the uncanny valley of organs
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no club will ever top “international foods club” - a club in which we cooked fine meals every week, and which also doubled as anime club. was it advertised as an anime club? no. you only got to find out after you joined.
#there were like seven of us#and tbh it was mostly ppl who liked cooking and then like two people who really liked anime#so the rest of us got to hear them discuss it while things were in the oven#it was honestly weirdly wholesome?#like we got real tight - i'm still friends with most of those ppl
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senior year i had a class with my best friend, and two of our mutual exes were also in it. welcome to island living.
nothing quite like the experience of growing up on an island
#mutual exes meaning that we had both dated these people#there were limited options alright it wasn't a conscious choice#i realize two of possibly implies more than two exist#that would be untrue
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do i use tags as intended? no
#and i refuse to#if anyone finds my posts it'll be through computer luck#and hey it's not like i'm trying to grow a following here#this is more of a diary/3am thoughts that i don't want to harass my friends about#also text in the tags has a different vibe#no i will not elaborate#y'all know what i mean
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tfw ppl are so convinced you’re dating your bff that even when you’re both in separate relationships, instead of thinking that you’re not together, they just think you’re polyamorous
#which honestly i wouldn't've complained about if it Was the situation#but it so clearly was not??#bff and i don't act like a couple?? and never have? idk fam#high school was a wild time
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i was once told by a friend that i “seem like someone who would end up with a tattoo” and i still don’t know what that means
#like bruh????#excuse me??#what does this MEAN#she did not elaborate#and i'm forever regretful that i didn't question it further when i had the chance
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nothing quite like the experience of growing up on an island
#i was in a safeway at 2am and saw my bio teacher#nowhere is safe#noWHEN is safe#everyone knows everything#so glad to have left that nightmare#everyone is nice to everyone else's faces#but behind closed doors it's vicious#god forbid anyone say how they actually feel#you gotta dig though seven layers of bullshit first
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