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Okay, something about that kinktober (with no kink) thing that I noticed is this: every fic must have a conversation about a safeword being used, and then use it in the scene. Obviously this comes from the fact that they're treating fictional characters like real humans yadda yadda yadda

But like... the hope behind a safe word is that you're not supposed to use it unless something goes wrong. So like.

This is unironically what they're doing oml

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there should be a such thing as a medical detective. you should be able to hire a doctor to figure out what the fuck is going on with you come hell or high water by consulting whatever specialists they can get their hands on, connecting your constellation of symptoms, etc, instead of 10000 different doctors for every distinct bone in ur body that all just kinda go "dang that sucks idk" when you present with more than one fucking symptom

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Dude this line read is so good

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someone just asked me how I got into puppy play how do I tell them frerard fanfiction without telling them frerard fanfiction at all?

uh "literature" is the fancy word for it i thikn

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"next time, log in faster with fingerprint/face/iris recognition!" how about i keep typing my password like i have for the past 25 years and you fuck off

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dan favouriting Obamas tweet doesnt mean that he is gay it means he supports gay marriage

don’t make everything about phan

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btw chat lets stop saying shit like “REBLOG THIS OR YOURE A TERRIBLE PERSON” pls

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Since it's mid-august it's time for a reminder for the DIY folks or those who like to cosplay

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Chess players on Tsvetnoy Boulevard in Moscow (1950s)

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Eine neue Art von Miasma-Theorie, nur dass das Miasma der Geruch im U1xU3 Stephansdom ist

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My dash did a thing

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omfg i went snooping and yalll. im.

i think that caitvi kinktober thing shifted to a new blog name. calling it nsfw month now

and im looking at the rules and this change and im CACKLING

THEY LITERALLY TOOK THE KINK OUT OF KINKTOBER AKFKFGKGKHK

moved it to november. this is so fuckin funny to me

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things may seem bleak right now but fat transgender furry art has never been this accessible in human history so who's to say

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i guess i'll go fuck myself (skips away merrily)