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Like 99% of the annoying “oh is it a fruit or a vegetable” “is a starch a vegetable” shit could be cleared up if people became aware of the fact that these terms mean different things in culinary vs. botanical contexts
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I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol
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nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back
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When you’re in an egg-and-spoon race and you gotta check that the little mf didn’t fall off the spoon
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I like when the bus stops directly in front of you out of the line of waiting people and opens its doors. Chosen by the dragon
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“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care
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we gotta find that girl who saw black panther and clenched her jaw so hard at the sight of shirtless michael b jordan that she broke her retainer, i need her opinion on sinners (2025)
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