hafwen
hafwen
The Angry Cripple
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I was born before the 90’s disabled af. My life is a typo. Married. Let me know when I fuck up. I tag with whatever energy I have if I missed so
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hafwen · 9 hours ago
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This is Captain Kirk of the USS Enterprise speaking. We’ve entered the orbit of a planet not terribly unlike our own… save that it is exclusively populated by petty old queens.
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hafwen · 10 hours ago
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I love it when the same character honorifics are basically used as a barometer for an evolving relationship over the course of a story.
"...Princess" (Derogatory)
"Princess." (You have disproven several of my previous assumptions but I'm still guarded and critical.)
"Princess," (Mildly impressed but still snarky)
"Princess," (I am coming to terms with how much your office has demanded of you and am finally considering you an equal)
"Princess," (I genuinely respect you, your office, and how much you have grown beyond it since we have met.)
"Princess." (Uh oh I've started catching feelings and am now using your title to remind both you and myself of the distance between us.)
"PRINCESS!" (You are in danger and I am now utterly devoted AND DOWN SO BAD.)
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hafwen · 10 hours ago
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drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that
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hafwen · 10 hours ago
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if mario was trapped in a cave for generations he would gradually become pale and lose his eyes and start hunting for fish and centipedes by sonar but he wouldnt lose his overalls or hat
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hafwen · 10 hours ago
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I know a lot of the folks who follow me here are white. I know that statistically, white people are more likely to listen to other white people as voices of authority when it comes to race — especially if they do not know where to begin when it comes to anti-racist practices.
So, I'm gonna be brutally honest with you other white folks — You have to care about Black men. You have to care about Brown men. You have to care about Native and Indigenous men. You have to care about Asian men and that means all Asian men, not just East Asian men.
If you are white it is imperative to EVERY kind of anti-racist belief and action that you vocally care about men who are not white.
Lift up, support, and platform the voices of non-white women who are discussing misogyny in their communities, BUT — this is also imperative to remember — those conversations are not for you to add your voice to. Especially if you don't engage with non-white people, communities, or culture in literally any other context. It's straight up just not your space and that's okay. Sit with that. Please.
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hafwen · 11 hours ago
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i think tumblr should put hearts and stars around my mutuals when they appear in my notifs
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hafwen · 11 hours ago
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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.
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hafwen · 11 hours ago
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"birth control is evil and fucks up your hormones and is making women depressed" is incredibly funny to hear when you have PMDD. girl in my ~natural divine feminine state~ i wanna kill myself every 4 weeks
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hafwen · 11 hours ago
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Y'all have misused the word "empathy" so thoroughly and pervasively that now the world is full of people who full-on believe they have the power to read minds based on their unquestioned gut reactions to a stranger's tone of voice or facial expressions
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hafwen · 11 hours ago
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she was seriously worried that the city would get rid of the grafitti before she could take a picture with it
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hafwen · 11 hours ago
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"drug-seeking behavior" woah the patient wants u to treat their ailments with medicine ...... thats crazy
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hafwen · 12 hours ago
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One of those days.
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hafwen · 12 hours ago
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So I started watching this show called Legends 招摇 and I’d like to debut my new favorite discourse reaction gif:
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This is a public domain gif! you have my permission to use it as a reaction to other posts.
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hafwen · 12 hours ago
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Posca marker time! They were fussy post flight but we got there.
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hafwen · 20 hours ago
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hafwen · 20 hours ago
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certified iconic 24 hours
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hafwen · 20 hours ago
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Dude👱‍♂️Happy 🙂 for you ☝️ Wish 💫🎂 I heard👂about this some way 🤔 other than Twitter 🐦😱🍵 I’m excited 😬 to watch 👀 but bummed 😭😫 that Sam winchester 👨‍⚖️📚🩸had no involvement ❌❌❌ whatsoever 🤷‍♂️💅
No. 🙅‍♂️
It’s Not. ❌
This 🐦 is the first 1️⃣ i’ve heard 👂👂about it. 🤧
I’m gutted. 😭💔💅
@rthompson1138 👑
Et tu brute?? 🗡🩸😱
Wow. 🤯
What a trully ❌ awful 🤮 thing you’ve done. 💯
#️⃣Bravo 👏 you coward. 👻😬
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