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At church I accidentally pressed the play button on my phone and judas by lady gaga blasted. I’ve never gotten so many death stares at once
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in australia we had this childrens show called around the twist and there was this one episode where the 10 year old gets a fish stuck in his penis and spends the entire season winning swimming races by using his penis as a propeller
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when it’s the middle of the night and u hear ur parents waking up

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What?
the pizza guy is gonna put tonight on his résumé
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one night two parents went out for dinner
a few hours later the baby sitter called and asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids room
the dad told her to get out of the house and call the police and that they didnt have a clown statue
when the police got there it turned out they did have a clown statue and the dad had alzheimers
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someone’s been watching frozen
requested by the wonderful marina
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