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Classmate 1: Shouyo's in charge of everyone's stuff. Like, gets lunches, carries the luggage.

Classmate 2: So he's the scary dude's water boy?

Hinata: Wrong! I play, thank you very much!

Classmate 1: Aw, that's real cute.

Season 3, episode 10

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Classmate 1: I heard there's a really scary third year student in the club.

Classmate 2: I heard they also hang with a delinquent second year too. I hope you're not a hostage Hinata.

Season 3, episode 10

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Takeda (crying uncontrollably): Coach! I'm so... I'm so happy!

Ukai: Specs, that's awful sweet, but maybe you should slow down. And that's probably the eighth time you've said that.

Season 3, episode 10

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"Okay. My uncle's one-year-old toddler has better manners than these jokers."

-Ukai Keishin

Season 3, episode 10

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"You're more like the MVP in being loud and obnoxious."

-Ukai Keishin

Season 3, episode 10

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"Well, it does get exhausting always being the MVP. I'll let you carry the title today, Tsukishima."

-Tanaka Ryūnosuke

Season 3, episode 10

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Oikawa: Alright, well I say we get out of here. I don't want to choke on my own barf at this award ceremony.

Iwaizumi: You're still a piece of crap, you know that?

Season 3, episode 10

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Iwaizumi: Your pupil has learned your teachings well.

Oikawa: He's not my pupil!

Season 3, episode 10

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"At least try to look sad. Ushiwaka, you know, you're an enormous, emotionless bastard."

-Oikawa Tōru

Season 3, episode 10

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Tendou: I'm going to quit volleyball after high school, but when I see you playing professionally on television, I'm going to brag to everyone that we were BFFs back in the day. So make me proud, okay?

Ushijima: Sure.

Tendou: And when they make a documentary about you, they can totally interview me as one of your old volleyball buddies.

Ushijima: 'Kay.

Season 3, episode 10

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"Don't give the scrub too much credit. The ball did come right to him after all."

-Kageyama Tobio

Season 3, episode 10

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Sub: Damn it!

Dub: Shit, no way!

-Tendō Satori, sub vs dub

Season 3, episode 10

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Season 3, episode 10 preview

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"You just like the option that makes you look like a badass. That's the problem with you brats still in diapers. You have no worldly exposure!"

-Kurō Tetsuro

Season 3, episode 9

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"What the hell? Does this guy really not experience real human pain or stress or getting tired?"

-Tanaka Saeko

Season 3, episode 9

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Oikawa: They both piss me off, and I wish for an outcome where they both lose.

Iwaizumi: Man, you're a piece of crap.

Oikawa: Excuse you! Can you please stop calling me that?

Iwaizumi: Sure. How's "you're a piece of shit" sound then?

Oikawa: Fine! Piece of crap!

Iwaizumi: As you wish.

Season 3, episode 9

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Iwaizumi: Well damn! They stopped it.

Oikawa: I'm wondering where they put him. Where is Ol' Four Eyes? At our practice match I got the impression that he was just a lanky, apathetic nerd. But look at him now.

Season 3, episode 9