real but then if i post a storytime everyone would need backstories and im too lazy for that
i wanna be a cute shifttmblr poster but i literally have no thoughts in my headā¦ like what am i supposed to talk abt
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when people age themselves up a lot does it not feel weird that they have such a mature mindset when they shift back? or do their mindsets change?
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its earth day which is basically my day bc i make my reality and the earth which basically means im going to shift tonight
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i feel iām still a baby shifter, i havenāt shifted yet so im like not even a born shifter, im still in the womb
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is āi can eat whatever i want w/o gaining weightā on everyoneās script or am i actually insane
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you canāt tell me that āi hate it hereā by ts isnāt about shifting
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i wanna be a cute shifttmblr poster but i literally have no thoughts in my headā¦ like what am i supposed to talk abt
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THANK YOU UR CRIMINAL IS ALSO A CUTIE
DOES ANYONE HAVE CATS THAT FUCK UP THEIR SHIFTING ATTEMPTS BC HE NEVER WANTS TO CUDDLE UNTILL IM TRYING AND THEN HE STARTS MAKING FUCKING BISCUITS ON ME ITS NOT NECESSARY
but then i feel bad when i kick him out ā¹ļø
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THIS ONE IS MINE
DOES ANYONE HAVE CATS THAT FUCK UP THEIR SHIFTING ATTEMPTS BC HE NEVER WANTS TO CUDDLE UNTILL IM TRYING AND THEN HE STARTS MAKING FUCKING BISCUITS ON ME ITS NOT NECESSARY
but then i feel bad when i kick him out ā¹ļø
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i am shifting tonight and so are u š
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coming to shifttmblr being so grateful the only discourse is an anonymous confession account
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btw every decision you make is u shifting realities. thereās a reality where you wore a different shirt today, thereās a reality where you drank enough water, you just have to decide what reality to go to next.
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has anyone shifted to a reality where you can do something really hard, like i wanna shift to greys anatomyā¦ but i really am so scared to do surgery bc i have no knowledge. i would shift to intern year so that might be helpful. WHAT ARE U GUYSā EXPERIENCES, and can you tell me if itās frl like if i say ik everything abt surgery and how to do it i actually frl will know how to do surgery. im scared guys ššš
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YES BRUH like sheās obviously like a bitch and the mean girl but also like sheās so me i am a hater for life
i am so izzie stevens like sheās so sweet and funny but also a raging bitch
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personally shifting so i can travel the world and make friends and fall in love w a hot italian man
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i am so izzie stevens like sheās so sweet and funny but also a raging bitch
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i rlly wanna shift in the future to when the tortured poets department is out and then come back to see if itās the same
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