halehayley-blog

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Working. You haven't seen me in my cute apron?

What have you been up to lately?

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Yeah, I'm going to go fill out that restraining order now. I'm more durable than I look.

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Mm, likewise. Newbie, I presume?

I am Royce. Charmed.

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They're both class A creepy. Considered a career in horror movies?

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I'll be the one to break it. Hayley. No, you don't get a surname.

Then I suppose we are at an impasse.

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Sucks, right?

I’ve been having a similar feeling lately.

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Excuse me?

Ask your brother.

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Let's not jump to assumptions. Nice serial killer smile.

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hayley + colours.

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Impressive deduction, Sherlock.

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Favorite quote?

“You’ve gotta dance like there’s nobody watching, Love like you’ll never be hurt, Sing like there’s nobody listening, And live like it’s heaven on earth.” ― William W. Purkey

Have you ever kissed the last person you texted?

Derek? Not in the way you’re thinking.

What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?

Breaking every bone in my body once a month.

How many relationships have you had?

Ones that actually involve dates? None.

What are you really bad at?

Controlling my anger.

What is a topic you love to discuss?

How boring this town is.

Do you have a crush on anyone, give their initials.

I’m eighteen, not eight.

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Hilarious.

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Three vampires walk into a bar. First one says, “I’ll have a pint of blood.” The second one says, “I’ll have the same.” The third one says, “I’ll have a pint of plasma.” The bartender says, “So, that’ll be two Bloods and a Blood Lite?”

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Because I'm not.

And why would I do that?

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Why do I get the feeling that I'm missing something and stuff is going down?

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Please :)

1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. What are the first 3 songs?

2) Favorite quote?

3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.

4) What do you think about most?

5) Sexual orientation?

6) Do you have any strange phobias?

7) What is the first thing you notice in new person?

8) Hair color?

9) Favourite style of clothing?

10) What was the last lie you told?

11) How do you feel right now?

12) What does your URL mean?

13) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?

14) Have you ever kissed the last person you texted?

15) How do you vent your anger?

16) Are you excited about anything?

17) Are you happy with the person you’ve become?

18) Do I have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?

19) What’s your biggest “what if”?

20) What is something you disliked about today?

21) What was the last book you read?

22) Smell the air. What do you smell?

23) What’s the worst place you have ever been to?

24) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?

25) To you, what is the meaning of life?

26) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?

27) How can I win you heart?

28) What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?

29) Do you have any obsessions right now?

30) Top 5 blogs on tumblr?

31) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?

32) What is your astrological sign?

33) Have you smoked weed?

34) Love or lust?

35) In a relationship?

36) How many relationships have you had?

37) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?

38) Had a crush on someone of the same sex?

39) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?

40) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?

41) Favorite pizza topping?

42) What are you really bad at?

43) What do you like about myself?

44) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?

45) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?

46) What is your current desktop picture?

47) What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on?

54) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?

55) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?

56) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

57) Best vs worst sex experience?

58) How do you view sex?

59) What is a topic you love to discuss?

60) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

61)Do you have a crush on anyone, give their initials.

I will pay you in cake.*

*The cake is a lie.

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You can go first with the introductory speech.

Your problem, not mine. Who are you, exactly?

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The consideration of a restraining order suggests otherwise.

Is not.