it’s almost that time to be disappointed by big brother! who’s ready!
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Wow good thing ion give a shit about marvel people are really selling avengers tickets on ebay for like thousands of dollars? Imagine dropping a stack to see mediocrity on the screen couldn’t be me I didn’t graduate from Clown University.
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police knock on ur door: hello maam im sorry to tell you this, but its your husband. he’s been in a terrible accident. his selfie, it only got 3 notes. im sorry. please try and keep it together.
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declaring “this is the bad place” every time you are even slightly inconvenienced is peak humor
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i thought id try my hand at one of those motivational pictures of nature with google text over it
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