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happy anniversary to the figayda moment ever

"My darling paramour, my infernal flame, my Figueroth. I sent these meteors to you from the dawn of time, when a rogue asteroid almost hit my dad's jet ski.

Sundering the space rock with but a gesture of my most potent art, the debris surrounded me, and with it came the sorrow of your absence. I sent these rocky chunks across the galaxy, and they have traveled since the beginning of time to tell you that I love you.

In each moment of our mutual ignorance, where we had yet to meet, this message was already spinning it's way to you through time and space to illuminate the night sky, to tell you that I love you. Us, our love, like time, has been inevitable and strange. I have walked in it's shadow joyfully. It gives me peace to know that in my darkest moments, my love for you was already on it's way, flying through the stars.

We have been on our way to save us since before the lights of our world were first lit. Pretty cool, my darling paramour.

P.S., I know you have another year of school after this, but I hope one day soon, you and I may travel amongst these stars together.

XOXO, Ayda Aguefort.

P.S., you are not gonna believe how much my dad spent on this jet ski."

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idk if this was figured out yet but what if the quangle in time quangle means quest tangle. all the d20 quest timelines are tangled up. idk i kinda just figured this out and i feel kinda dumb for not realizing sooner

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thinkin about how the new Wild Life Series is just Game Changer (minecraft edition) and Grian is just minecraft Sam Reich rn

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I had a strange dream last night where I met Lou Wilson at a gas station but I was too nervous to ask for a picture. Instead I asked for a high five (which he accepted.) He also paid for 8 gallons of gas to be put in my car.

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so uh. when are we gonna get Matthew Lillard on dimension 20? 🙏

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I want a d20 crack season where all the fan fav NPCs end up on an adventure together somehow

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I NEED A DOUG CINEMATIC UNIVERSE

I've only just met Douglas Meat and I swear to God if anything happens to him, I will start a riot. I love him.

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I NEED HIM BACK! MY BOY! MY DEAR DOUGLAS MEAT!!!! I NEED A D20 SEASON JUST CENTERED AROUND HIM PLEASE

I've only just met Douglas Meat and I swear to God if anything happens to him, I will start a riot. I love him.

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NOT GOOD. VERY BAD. CRYING

I've only just met Douglas Meat and I swear to God if anything happens to him, I will start a riot. I love him.

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I miss mentopolis and Dan Fucks

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LET'S FUCKING GOOO

i NEED this to be added to the merch store as an actual poster. I would buy it so fast

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what if very important people season 2 has a vic look alike so they're forced to face/interview "herself". that would be fun methinks

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called it

I wonder if they need all the objects that they were given to get out of Never Stop Blowing Up. ritual style. Maybe that's why the lights turn green/red depending on if they have it or not.... idk

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Never Stop Blowing Up Spoilers || my live thoughts as I watch episode 4

I'm watching this 40 minutes late because. I had to help pick up straw bales 😮‍💨

HELLO ONE AND ALLLLLLL

dick out down a hallway

"ME AND DANG ARE SELLING BALLOONS"

Rehka looks so cute this episode I love that top

5000 miles per hour????

holy crap that's kinda fast...

Romeo Cruise

DAMIEN BANE. BARSIMMEON

omg kingskin x vic ethanol

Adrananananalanan

DOUG MEAT . IS HE HERE. IS MY BOY HERE

J KWON

It's La Familia baby

it looks so hot

With this second divorce, I can't stand you calling me old right now.

mother fucker I have to go help collect more bales. hold on chat it's 8:02 pm I'll let you know when I come back

8:40 pm.

PROP?

the moon is the night sun

I love all the sound effecta

"Did you lie to me?"

Dave Meat is Doug's little brother

Liana Diesel is so.... 👀

The Skulker

he's on heelys

DOUG MEAT MY BELOVED

YEAH I THINK WE'LL KEEP THIS ONE SHORTER

he drank green

punch him in the head with my GUN

what did you fucking want

when fighting doesn't work, bring out the kisses

so many threes

naws

BLEW UP

i love jacob

SPLIT IN HALF

kick you apart

It's 5 o'clock somewhere. All of his face

It's OVER between us

A LITTLE PIECE OF FORESKIN IN TNERE

EXPLODE

The funniest thing us Izzy not remembering NPC names

J KWON OUR SAVIOR

FIND MY FRIENDS

Everything happening to you is self administered

half of a supra to a tank

eject seat

DON'T COME IN I GOT IT

300 POLICE HELICOPTERS

BAD BUNNY NOOOOOO

J KWON AND BAD BUNNY

So much is happening

DOUGGG

I love Doug more than anything

yayyyyy 4 dead yayyyy

EXPLODE

LA FAMILIAAAAAAA

SHOT IN THE ASS

he punched it closed

yayyyy fireworkssss

jessica and jeff

FOR UNIFICATION PURPOSES

EXTRA OILY

that was one of the thoughts?

D100???

AM I ALLOWED TO SAY THAT? YOU'RE WRONG

"That was close" "that's not that close"

ID LIKE TO TAKE MY JET TO SPACE

STRAIGHT TO SPACE BABY

SKULKER

I enjoy the new game because you can see new rules being made

BLOW UP!!!

ORPHANS ARE SAVED

19 DRIVE

THE WALMART

"Dang."

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inside out 2 if it was filmed inside my head

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Never Stop Blowing Up Spoilers || my live thoughts as I watch episode 3

I have plushie of one of my beloveds with me today. Very special! I also didn't realize it was 7pm already but I had perfect timing because I just made popcorn

HELLO ONE AND ALL

"You stopped the cameras right?" Nooooooo

I'm getting gender envy from Alex's hair style and it's. Awful because I'm currently trying to grow my hair out

I wonder if they need all the objects that they were given to get out of Never Stop Blowing Up. Maybe that's why the lights turn on and off. making that theory into its own post

I love this cast so much

crushing style

BLOW UP

So much blowing up already!!!!!!

PAULA

KINGSKIN IS STILL HOLDING HIM

OH GOD

I need Greg Stocks in ways that is concerning to feminism

"Going down?" I love you Jake

MORE BLOWING UP

uncle meat....

OH MY GOD THE SLUT DAD SHIRT IS IN THEANIMATION AND ITS A CROP TOP

BLOWS UP

LA FAMILIA

CAN I TOUCH HIS NECK

I love Rekha

2 INCHES OF BLOOD

So thin and weak

I love the dome effects, it really adds to the vibes

Kosher belly roll

PROTECTOR WENDELL

one

5E X NSBU

i don't care how small the room is i cast fireball

YOU HAVE TO HONOR THE COCK

can I just shoot the people unconscious

DOUG MEAT DOUG MEAT DOUG MEAT

"What's the status of the elevator right now" "bloody"

slither out

we're here for you rekha

"Not everyone."

DOUBLE BLOW UP FOR USHA

G13 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

DID IT

shshshhshshshhhhshhshshhh

I like Ally's method of collecting fail tokens on non important rolls

I LOVE YOU DOUG

SO HOT

"You're my warlord" DOUGGGGG

DOUG WILL NOT DIE I WILL CRY IF HE DIES

this is called yelling........

Russell is so stressed

FIRST D20 LET'S GOOOOO

Nat one.

NUKE CODES...

DON'T GET BACK TOGETHER WITH YOUR EX WIFE

SHOPPINGGGGG

"All that is menopause blood?"

WENDELL.

LONG KIDS SIZE

I feel so bad for this shop keep

how is this shopping the funniest thing ever

YOUNG GIRL OF 50

"Are you going to fuck this couple?" "I'd love to."

AUSTIN POWERS.

CUCK. CUCKHOLDING

I'm having a sexual awakening right now chat. I don't know what kind but it's happening

dang dang dang dang

WAAAAAAAAAA NOOOO HE'S STILL A VIRGINNN

CAN I SAY SOMETHING CAN I SAY SOMETHING CAN I SAY SOMETHING

30 BACKFLIPS

BACK FLIPPING AT 15 MPH?????????

oh Paula.....

BLOW UP

oh nevermind

that's such a good boy ♡

BLOW UP

absolutely beefed it. screwed the pouch

SMELLING SALTS

hey so. what's this. what is this.

latex throat pocket

throat purse.

jake is slowly bringing up his kill count

BACK FLIPPERS

"What weapon are you looking for?" "a grenade....." "It's not a gun"

SIXTY TWO OR LOWER

BUTTERFINGER IT

SHES CRYING

so much giggling

"FOR WHAT?"

that is terrifying

NO ONE SEES USHA'S BACKFLIP

WITH BIRTHDAY MONEY

YOU CAN RECON THAT

THEY TRICKED HIM

USHA

"OH MY GOD I AM JACK MANHATTAN"

CLETE GUNSHOOT

BIG TAKE OF GATORADE

I would love to see the character sheets at the end of this episode. So much exploding has happened

DOUGGGG!!!!!!!!

"I thought I was just like this."

"you HAVE to go to Stanford Liv"

supra

HOT RODS

SHAUN NITRO

THE END? I WANT MORE ALREADY PLEASE