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SO MAD!
Alex ruined my favorite sweater today! I knew something was going to happen to it so I told her not to but NOOOOO! I HATE HER!
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Who do you think you're dealing with?
So...I kinda, maybe, sorta lied to mom and dad and made them think that I had a job at this restaurant because how ever much I earn, mom and dad said they would put that much into the "Haley's ride" fund. I don't have a job. When I "go to work", I'm actually at the mall killing time. It was the perfect plan until Dorky Alex figured it out and tried to rat me out by bring mom and dad to the restaurant. I was so close to getting caught but mom went crazy at the restaurant and stormed out after making a scene. So I acted like I got fired because of mom. HA! Got away with it. In your face Alex!
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The One I Love
Today was Valentine's Day and I spent all day sitting around the house because David blew me off to STUDY! He blew off Haley Dunphy so he can study. -_- Dylan would never do that. sigh.. Dylan is so romantic....Anyways, instead of going out like normal couples do, I spent the night talking to Manny. We talked about the "real" Haley and how awesome she is. Hearing about myself from someone else just make me feel...no...CONFIRMS that I'm an amazing person. Manny convinced me that I couldn't be the girl David wanted me to be so we wrote an email to him saying that I deserve better. Manny made me send it. I felt really good. But at the same time I was scared because I wasn't single since I was 9! Then Manny was like "maybe in about 5 or 6 years you'll get a boyfriend" or something like that. NO WAY! NOT HALEY DUNPHY! But just before I was going to call David, I hear Dylan singing outside my window! HOW ROMANTIC! That's when I knew I loved him and ONLY him. Oh Dylan!
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SCARRED FOR LIFE
It's my parents anniversary so me, Alex, and Luke decided that we wanted to surprise mom and dad with breakfast in bed. BAD IDEA! We totally walked in on them...doing it. AHHH! I couldn't believe it. Even now I'm speechless. AHHH! I couldn't stand being in the house so I took Alex & Luke out. We just had to get out of of there. When we were at the gas station, I realized that we haven't even gotten to the worst part. How can it get worse? Oh trust me, TALKING about it is going to be SOOO BAD! T.T We can't even avoid it because I KNOW mom and dad are going to want to talk about it. So the three of us decided that we were going to just smile & nod & think about something else. I think it went well...We got them a lock for their anniversary gift. BUT when they lock it, we can hear it through out the house! AHHH! NEVER AGAIN AM I GOING TO DO SOMETHING FOR MOM & DAD! NEVER!!
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Cute Tutor
My tutor, David, is SO CUTE! We make out every time I get a question right. Yes, I'm still with Dylan. At first, David and I made out just so I can shut him up. But I'm actually starting to like him. My mom says tat if I really like David I need to break up with Dylan. And dad said that if I was going to break up with him, I should let him down easy. In the past dad had a water polo girlfriend that broke up with him and he's still sensitive about it. I thought the story was funny but he doesn't think so. Anyways..I text Dylan that we were over and it was over. *edit I thought Dylan had a girlfriend already because I saw him at a restaurant and there was an ugly sweater on the chair so I KNEW it had to be a girl but it turned out to be my dad! .....I don't even know. Anyways, Dylan ended up coming to my house and told me that he took the break up really hard. So I was going to get back with him but he said he wanted to date himself? I dunno. But I miss him. :(
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Super Haley
I got to go home early from school today because I was sick. So, after I got home, I spent the rest of the day with my mom. She was sick too. She got me sick. Anyways, I watch soap operas with her like old times. Then Dylan called so I talked to him for a while, then he hung up on me because he's a dork. THEN, my mom started to talk about the soap opera we were watching. She was "filling me in." But come on, who is she trying to fool. I knew she was really trying to tell me about her and dad. She started to say how unhappy she was and that she wished she lived life and how she regrets not giving herself a chance to see other guys. And out of no where she starts to talks about the pizza delivery guy. EW! He's 18! I had to do something to save the family. Haley Dunphy to the rescue. So I did everything in my power to convince mom that dad was the one for her. I told her that she owed it to the family to stay with dad. And guess what? I did it! I saved mom and dad's marriage and save our family. I am so amazing.
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