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There's a little guy in the tub

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i had a dream last night that mothman was getting sued by the state of west virginia for accidentally breaking light posts and he hired me as his lawyer and in court i was like “now my client is a giant moth so you cant blame him for loving lights” and halfway through my speech i turned to address mothman and saw he was bumping into the courtroom lights and they broke and caused a power outage

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I need to include “they all looked at me like I’d said something just truly fucking insane. which for the record I had” into my daily vocabulary

did I ever tell yall I used to think charlie chaplin was a drag king. for like three years straight

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@saccharine-seashells

You. You get it.

Gilear Faeth is doomed by the narrative in that he was supposed to be just Some Guy, but his daughter was so determined for him to be part of the narrative that he ended up with an ancestral curse

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gotta love how in 2012 Tumblr, all the replies on even slightly weirdly worded posts and replies were like "oh mY GOD what did I just read" and "THIS ENTIRE WEBSITE IS ON DRUGS" and a long series of Superwholock gifs of people flailing and laying face down on the ground and generally overreacting

and in 2022 someone can just calmly post shit like "off I fuck on my weekly journey into the deep murky woods to snort a line of ants off the Woodland Ghoul's dick" and nobody even comments, they'll just quietly nod like yeah mood and reblog that shit.

Maybe a faint little "yeah that's valid" hiddne quietly in the notes.

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The wildest thing about Burrow's End, is that if Viola had used her Divine Sense even once, she would've had the most horrifying realisation

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Dimension 20 Maps/Locations!

[ID: eight gifs of various maps and locations throughout the many seasons of dimension 20.

gif one is from fantasy high season 1 and shows a map of elmville. red dotted lines move from the main characters’ houses to aguefort adventuring academy where an ‘x’ appears in front of it.

gif two is from escape from the bloodkeep and shows a black and white drawing of the bloodkeep. the camera pans below it to reveal a room labeled “tomb of ultimate evil,” and the room is colored in a salmon color.

gif three is from the unsleeping city season 1 and shows a map of brooklyn in new york city. the name “clinton hill chantry” appears in blue text.

gif four is from tiny heist and shows a drawing of the cul de sac, thimble lane. the camera zooms in on a red high heel in a backyard with the label “shoeby’s casino” appearing in green.

gif five is from a crown of candy and shows a map of calorum. the camera pans down before centering on the nation of candia.

gif six is from pirates of leviathan and shows a map of the city of leviathan. the camera zooms in as a faint red ‘x’ appears next to the gold gardens.

gif seven is from mice & murder and shows an animation of a camera zooming out to reveal loam hall. it is raining and there is lightning in the background.

gif eight is from misfits and magic and shows an animated drawing of gowpenny academy. different layers of the drawing quickly fade in to color and give the illusion that the camera is moving forward. end ID]

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saw some good trees yesterday

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Not gonna lie, I fully expected Iskall “the apartment will be ready in about 9 months” 85 to just never follow up about that cats

So it floored me when he immediately asked Stress for a cat

Why the Neighborhood is the best group this season:

Stress gives Iskall a cat

Iskall does not want a cat

In an attempt to not get anymore cats, Iskall tries to convince Stress that RenDOG wants a cat because he’s obviously historically a cat lover. I mean, it’s even in his name

Iskall sells VintageBeef an apartment with one of the cats he did not want from Stress already living inside

VintageBeef is very excited to have a cat come with his new apartment

Because the cat is tamed by Iskall, he needs another cat

In conclusion: Beef wants cats, Stress wants to give people cats, Ren is involved for no good reason, and Iskall somehow now actually needs a cat

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the right hairstyle for your face is the one that makes you smile when you see yourself in the mirror btw.

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New NADDPOD Live Show uniform just dropped. Murph trying to DM and just looking out at a sea of tee-shirts saying “Honor the Cock”

Murph will block you in real life if you ever say "honor the cock" to him

Watch the full Adventuring Party here

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"Gilear would still be reasonable if you had all interacted with him a normal amount"

Gilear Faeth is doomed by the narrative in that he was supposed to be just Some Guy, but his daughter was so determined for him to be part of the narrative that he ended up with an ancestral curse

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Gilear Faeth is doomed by the narrative in that he was supposed to be just Some Guy, but his daughter was so determined for him to be part of the narrative that he ended up with an ancestral curse

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i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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sunsets after 7pm now !!!!!!!!!!! we made it guys !!!!!!!!!!!!

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no but if sandralynn dated bobby dawn her taste in men is hysterical cause so far her known dating history is -cleric of sol -literal devil -werewolf with a wild past turned kindly school counselor -gilear