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marcille, confronted with boiled mushroom: ewwwww it was just up and walking arooouuuund

marcille, confronted with her best friend's skeleton: [etching an evil necromantic circle into the ground] the concepts of "right" and "wrong" were crafted by empires of men to shackle and puppet us

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the intrepid heroes reached new levels of Accurate Teenage Friendship tonight (see also)

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i think the funniest thing about kipperlilly and riz being parallels and the narrative obviously lining up for them to go toe to toe in the presidential campaign is like… kipperlilly could plan for riz. she could meta all the rogue shit she wants and pretend to be four steps ahead like she’s ever gone on a real adventure herself.

how the fuck do you plan for kristen applebees?

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Beautiful. Majestic. BAM!

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bits from ep. 9 but make it Calvin and Hobbes

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pib is really really good bc he’s basically a war criminal but he’s also just a little cat? like he has human intelligence i guess but he’s quite literally just a little kitty cat. what are you going to do, lock him up? you’re gonna put the cat in jail? throw away the key? come on. he’s just a little cat. he wants to be comfortable. and well fed. bowls of milk and little scritches behind his ears. and if people have to die to make that happen can you really blame him? he’s a cat.

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spoiler alert: he’s not the messiah. he’s a very naughty boy.

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only responding to work emails with this

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“so I believe in a universe that doesn't care and people who do”

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The strength economy is in shambles.

100% Karlach just thinks a deathmatch is a fun friendly time

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love the new ghibli protagonist. what a little freak (affectionate). he has NO chill. a kid shoves him at the start of the movie and he instantly tackles them and proceeds to fight his entire class. he bashed his head in with a rock and tried to walk it off. the bird in his garden was doing funny things and he instantly starts making plans to murder it. was ready to beat the shit out of that pelican. i just know if he was allowed to curse he would have called that heron a bitch ass mother fucker. mahito was NOT fucking around.

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not bad for a cult leader

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not to bring this back but hello??? is this what happened??? they fucking killed him??