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ACONCUPISCENTS ANONYMOUS is currently down for maintenance and bug fixes. the site will be up again shortly.

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finally, a troll around here with some common sense.

Another čroll claiming to be a lime. When will they learn?

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Logos you might find on Alternia

Discorpse:

Grype:

Chittr:

Bitch:

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VvV | Another culler? Great. | VvV

Do you have some sort of issue with us? I'm only doing my duty as a highblood to care for lower castes. ~

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Word of the Day: Aposematism

Aposematism means warning coloration. Nature’s way of saying, “do not touch.”

Poison dart frogs are very conspicuous and rather than hiding from predators, they boldly announce their presence. Borrowing from a Cold War strategy, they let predators know that an attack will be Mutual Assured Destruction.

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Wait a sec. Something just occurred to you. These guys only have FOUR symbols to demonstrate their relationships? Talk about simple.

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ooc. if you saw me reblog a bunch of stuff that was meant for main it is because i am stupid and do not check what blog im reblogging to. heart

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i find the amount of trolls on here claiming to be fuchsiabloods wholly unbelievable and utterly ridiculous. it is common knowledge that only two fuchsiabloods are permitted to exist at the same point in time: the empress and the heiress. the fact that anybody at all is taking these fools seriously is entirely illogical.

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Your name is NOT RELEVANT, but the moniker HAZARD suits you fine. You are EIGHT SWEEPS OLD, your pronouns are IT/ITS, and you are ALTERNIAN. Given the UNUSUAL CIRCUMSTANCES of your upbringing, you do not possess a caste sign, and have instead taken on an ALIEN SYMBOL OF DANGER as your sigil.

You live in an UNDISCLOSED LOCATION with another troll. You don't get many LIVING VISITORS, considering the land surrounding your cohabitated hive is HEAVILY BOOBYTRAPPED. Your caution is fueled by EVENTS IN YOUR GRUBHOOD you are reticent to disclose, the outcome of which has led to you possessing a ROBOTICALLY ENHANCED THINKPAN, capable of retrieving all legally accessible information available on the APINET.

You have a variety of interests, mainly ROBOTICS and BUILDING LETHAL WEAPONRY to fend off POTENTIAL DRONE ATTACKS, but your current pet project is webmastering your forum ACONCUPISCENTS ANONYMOUS.

Your trolltag is halflifeProcessing and you <!--speak in a rather stilted and r0b0tic manner.-->

What will you do?

h_al @supercomputerz has discovered grumblr. what will ensue?

i have not roleplayed since i was a young lad on animal jam so bare with me if i am not very good at first. no ooc account its all just here baby

due to the nature of pretending to be an alien on another planet this blog has a general unreality warning. please translate your typing quirks when replying to my posts so that i can actually read them.

mun is a minor, no nsfw asks or other engagement. also hazard is troll asexual so anything of that sort would be shot down anyway.

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character notes:

hazard uses its prince of light powers to protect it and its moirail by destroying information about them. please dm me to discuss if it would be reasonable for your muse to know any details about them that are not disclosed on this blog.

hazard sort of starts off as a troll conservative. because it only knows what the empire allows to exist on the troll internet, it firmly believes in a lot of propaganda and does not take kindly to being countered at first. its views slowly change as it meets more and more people that don't line up with what the empire says is correct or allowed to exist. hazard knows limebloods exist. cough. and sympathizes with mutants. cough x2 combo