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Make capitalism work for you not for them

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Distinguished gentleman

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This boomer comic incinerated every “I hate my wife” comic instantly

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can we please normalize being quiet in the morning

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If you’re my man, you’re my baby. Lay on these tiddies and stfu.

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Y’all know those happy couples? Not the like overly-happy, but the ones you know just ride-or-die together types?

How?

*squints harshly*

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what is it about hiking that just makes you feel like the happiest you’ve ever been, like wow i love my body i love my friends, i love trees and grass and little crayfish hiding under rocks in the river. wow dude i just love hiking.

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My plan to create a perfectly flat and level Kansas by moving 5,501 cubic miles of earth from west to east. It’s the ideal Kansas. Still some details to work out about rivers, roads, etc. Watch out for the 900-foot cliff bisecting Kansas City.

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Maybe I gotta post like old times to get followers like old times

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Love Death and Robots

Love it. Some of them though make me want a whole series

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Never mind it’s Eric Christian Olsen

This has to be the same dude. Any criminal minds fans?

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This has to be the same dude. Any criminal minds fans?

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Today I close on a house

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Are selfies still a thing or nah