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I need everyone to see this tweet

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someone: hey I noticed this thing you did in your writing!

me, kicking my feet up flirtatiously: oh??? do you want to hear my thoughts on why I did that? do you want a play-by-play of the language choices in every related sentence? do you want an exhaustive breakdown of The Themes???

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my cat hates taking his pills. the only way we can get him to eat them is to turn it into an elaborate pantomime - we take the packet out of the cupboard slowly and hold it up, saying “oh!! what’s this? what’s this? a TREAT? a TREAT for louis????” while making surprised faces. we offer him a pill… then, before he has a chance to sniff it, we wag our fingers at him and replace it in the packet so it becomes a Tantalising Forbidden Mystery. we continue doing this until he’s so confused and excited that he will eat the pill as fast as possible, just so he can find out what it is before we can take it away from him again. as soon as he’s eaten it he looks utterly disappointed and betrayed, like a child who just ate a delicious sweet only to find it was a chocolate-coated brussels sprout. it never gets old

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Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car

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part of growing up is realising your parents are actually terrible at driving

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@dcforgaza prompt: hungover hal jordan for @meownhi!

[ID: Fanart of Oliver Queen, Hal Jordan, and Barry Allen at a Justice League meeting. Oliver pulls out a chair beside Hal and says to him with a cheeky grin, “Morning, Hal. You’re looking good.” Hal slouches in his seat, burying a hand through messy hair, squinting against the overhead lights to look up at Oliver. Little bursts of squeans surround Hal’s head in his hungover daze. Barry worriedly rushes to Hal’s side to give him a paper cup of coffee.]

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Hm

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Literally feel like this everytime I see someone online talk about characters I like

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Hal is the one who starts the flirting, Oliver is the one who should end it in the same way or by being more daring 🙂‍↕️

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donna troy commission by a mutual!

(artist asked not to be credited)

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Decided to upload this twitter doodle. I love these three! Jessica and Simon respect Hal so much and it warms my heart how much he cares for them both.

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‘Love is an organic thing. It rots and softens.’

Words by Clementine Von Radics

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Hey guys it's summer solstice today so the days are only going to get shorter from now on, enjoy the sun while it last!

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modern au hansry golfing >:)

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modern au hansry golfing >:)

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Being blocked on tumblr isn’t important unless it’s by the OP of a funny post in which case it’s the same suffering as what they’re doing to Jesus this Friday

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"Stop being cute."