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Hey boss man can't come in to work today. I'm just not feeling the love. You know how it is. Not feeling the love. At all
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He said this because I wouldn't tell him my hair color
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maybe i should teleport 1 square away and attack u
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some of you have never been chased by a merciless farm animal as a child and it shows :/
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