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It was honestly some of their best work. I love it when the hallmark stars align like this. The story was wonderful but so was the production itself. Costumes, set design, all of it was really good. Scenes in crowds felt real and alive. Not part of some hallmark set. Hope to see more from both actors!

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I loved it! Such a great time. It was chaotic and emotional and sweet. Laci and Marco had great chemistry and I really enjoyed both of their characters. The plot was fun and different. It kept me guessing. All the kisses were good. The ending was perfect. The dancing! Incredible. I absolutely loved the cameo with Chesapeake Shores ties. That made me really happy. This was great!

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Betty’s Bad Luck in Love

- not the flashback is the 00s. Rude.

- “My favorite part’s the creme filling”

- Not a hex!!!

- Girl, not the universe is trying to kill all of her boyfriends.

- I’m not following the logic of not being able to go to a wedding alone

- Also, I love hallmark bridging the hair diversity. Women without long hair can also find love.

- The B roll of all them taxis in nyc is very funny to me. It’s just a bunch of black Toyota Camrys now

- Nelson and this short sleeved dress shirt…sweetie

- People who don’t want to get set up by their moms are weird. You mean to tell me you are getting better luck on the apps?!

- Damn. People can’t move in on a Friday morning?

- lol. It’s Saturday

- Am I insane or have the movies had a huge uptick in production quality

- This is a lot of talking in yoga.

- The costuming? Stellar. She looks like she buys her clothes at Express like a normal 30 year old and not Anne Taylor.

- She’s freaking out a lot for a person who has horrible things happen to her constantly.

- This man is very hot. He needs to be in one movie a month.

- Him and these scarves

- Im meant to believe he didn’t know it was 75?

- Did her man DIE?!?!

- Hold it. This is New York? Why is it warm?!?! Since when are movies not set in

- That tiffany necklace is great styling.

- Wheatgrass? I’ll murder you.

- I love that they already admitted to having feelings for each other already because clearly this is about her finally getting on meds.

- She said, “come eat with me and don’t play sports I beg!”

- Damn! He the smallest one out there!

- Her stopping that game had me screaming out LOUD

- Damn. Did her friend get cursed.

- Wow. Betty is great.

- Lions?! Maam.

- The chemistry of these two is off the charts!

- Hallmark really thought that if they tinged this movie blue we wouldn’t remember it’s not January

- This dude is actually the most annoying man and good on hallmark for being realistic about the kind of dudes that actually exist.

- She’s gonna follow them?

- This lady is really an insane person and I love it.

- Betty. Just let him be in love with you. If he dies. He dies.

- I can’t believe it’s only been an hour so much has happened!

- Nah. Raul gotta go.

- Using him as a guinea pig is COMEDY

- I didn’t think hallmark would go for the jugular with that one.

- Wow. Hallmark said what if we wrote an amazing film and then they just did.

- Sat all perched on this man’s counter. All intimate and what not.

- Excuse me?! Did that building explode?!? Betty.

- This is a lot. I’m very moved.

- This movie is hitting a little too close to home.

- He did NOT just fall down the steps and knock himself out. That didn’t just happen 😂😂😂

- Hallmark looked at Betty and said “let her suffer”

- He’s concussed?!

- This man is amazing and I hate Betty.

- Not this wedding?! 🥹🥹

- I have a theory. This was supposed to be a June Weddings movie

- I might cry

- Betty’s outfit is everything. Gloves!? I love it.

- I know that’s right Betty!!!

- I feel like my heart has been taken on a journey. I felt this movie in my chest. They can’t keep making movies this good. It’s not sustainable for me.

WOW. Wow. okay, that was so damn good. If this is gonna be the level of excellence all year, I may have to adjust my rankings.

9/10: it was great, sooo touching. But it would’ve gotten all 10 if she had taken her ass to therapy because it’s NEEDED

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Easily some of Hallmark’s best work for SURE

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The Scottish Love Scheme

* Is this about to be another movie where a person is very much and obviously American but I’m meant to believe they are from somewhere else

* So her mom’s is def dying, right?

* Ten bucks that’s why they break up in the third act

* Divorcee who isn’t pissed at her ex? Hate it. I like having an ex to hate

* Her mom isn’t good at keeping people from knowing she’s dead

* I had to turn on the subtitles

* What am I meant to believe this relationship is? Childhood friends? If so, I must ask once again: why does she sound American?!?

* I love old people. Just living life.

* Another dog!

* This conundrum being a marketing issue is funny.

* I’m sure promising honesty and transparency won’t blow up in either of their faces.

* Not he forgot to sign the rugby tryouts slip!!! He tryna ruin this boy’s life!

* A pair of meddling moms? Love it.

* Ahhh. So the moms are the schemers

* Where is this third brother?

* Also, why does he think Lily knows her mom is dying? do men not listen to anything they hear?

* We stan emotionally intelligent Scottish men!

* Ah yes…the random gay brother. A cherished hallmark staple.

* These moms are funny. If I was dying I would ALSO be in everyone’s business

* Naughty fun?! In this economy?!

* Oh she wearing the fuck outta that dress

* A brewer who doesn’t drink? Fascinating

* Maiden, mother, and crone? I’m the crone for sure.

* They’re not doing a great job reminding us that these two people know each other

* God, I wanna be old meddling white woman. They are living life exactly as they should be.

* What a bunch hater ass Europeans. These people won’t let this poor lady cheer?! This baby is playing his heart out!!

* “Delicious accent” alright…yall doing a lot.

* “Enjoy the company of a good man” is the kind of shit I would say if I was dying.

* If her mother dies on this trip I’m calling hallmark in the morning

* “You deserve to be spoiled.” C’mon sir!!!

* Oh, so now you can cheer?! A bunch of haters

* my heart strings? consider them pulled

* I understand every third word this kid says. And I’m West Indian

* This movie is just a lady living her best Scottish romance dream. Good for her.

* This man woulda got me caught up. I can’t lie.

* “I’m in awe of you!!!???” This movie gonna end me. I will fucking weep.

* Girl. Spain ain’t going nowhere. Marry this man and stop playing with me.

* “You didn’t say anything?” maam. Maam.

* These people are annoying. Her mama is dying. She gonna know eventually!!

* They legit kept terminal liver cancer from this lady?! Wild.

* This movie is so damn cute. If they show her mother’s funeral imma weep.

* Listen…hallmark spent money on real ACTORS

* A pocket guide to Spanish?! This is too sweet

* Hallmark said “wanna cry for 40 mins?”

* “Whatever you need…I am here…” nah. I love him.

* There is such good romance in a check kiss.

* Taking off the ring? I’m a puddle on the floor

* These Scottish men planning a perfect day for a dying old lady?!? Please kill me here 🥹😫🥹

* “Let me help you build it back up again” yall will make me weep.

* This is too much.

I am crying as I write this. This movie was so damn good. Truly this is the, if not one of the best Hallmark movies I’ve ever seen and I’ve seen hundreds.

9.5/10 - Almost perfect

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Hallmark Christmas Movie Awards 2023 ♛ Best Plot: A Biltmore Christmas

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Love on the Right Course

-fmc: Whitney

-mmc: Don’t know this guys name still

-mom just died 2yrs ago

-caddie wants to be her coach

-why is this set in Budapest?

-no. Really. Why are they in Budapest?

-again, odd to bring two Americans to Budapest and then the story is that they’re Hungarian.

-getting her dad the dog is very cute. I spent the entire scene watching the two mains compete wondering about what the dad and dog were up to.

-I know this is hallmark and all movies are like this but having a bunch of Hungarians speak English to each other is odd.

-maybe the producer is Hungarian?

-so basically she is an athlete who lost the love of the sport. We’ve seen it. But I’m not against formulaic.

-Zuki the dog is back. Thank god. her sad dad really gonna make me weep.

-I’m sorry, who is this blonde lady?

-yes girl. Make him your coach. Don’t ask him. Just demand his help. Love it.

-oh. That blonde lady is the real estate agent

-just once, can a Hallmark parent just be able to sell their house and go about their business?!

-so she’s mad that her father’s employee helped schedule a potential buyer? Girl. Come off it.

-damn. Her daddy don’t want to see NOBODY

-very much still unsure of the mmc’s name. Eric?

-a watch with the time stopped at her first hole in one? That is precious

-just a bunch of Hungarians speaking English…

-dad got a string ensemble and sang to his wife on her bday? A MAN

-these two “Hungarians” can’t do Hungarian traditional dances? Sure Jan.

-I forgot I was watching this movie

-but the dad got an offer on his property. Good for him.

-this movie is just people going to dinner. Which is great for them I guess. But also…

-her mom and her dad are both Hungarian? Or just the dad? So she wasn’t raised in Budapest her whole life?

-is this a thing? So people in Hungary really like golf and do they all end up going to America on scholarship? Was the golf team at my school Hungarian and I didn’t know? I don’t think so. They were business majors and I had classes with them

-“you don’t owe him anything” I know that’s right! Her daddy don’t play about his people.

-his name is DANIEL!!!

-thus Andrew guy is really a piece of work. You quit on me and now I gotta take you back. Please go away. Is he an old boyfriend? Why is he even here? I don’t trust him

-and then she’s planning some other party? Truly have no idea what this is for?

-why do golfers have to wear the ugliest shorts known to man

-not the dudes having a dick measuring contest over their desire to be her coach?

-Bianka is a snake but you know what, fair. She found a huge buyer and he wasted her time.

-Zuki stays!!!

-I’m sorry, but I don’t really feel bad for this dad. He ain’t read his own contract!? You’re a business owner

-this Andrew character is the single most annoying person on the planet

-her dad following her the whole way? He don’t play about her at ALL. Love him. I take it back. Biancka ain’t shit.

-and Bianka is a con artist!?!? Wow. Didn’t see that coming

-she just won something. Oh! It was at the same time as her hole in one. Cute.

-the puppy has a bed in the new cafe!!!???? Love.

-I can’t stress this enough. Why are we in Hungary?!? America! America, explain!!!

5.5/10 - Didn’t change any lives but wasn’t offensively bad. Wouldn’t watch again. But not mad I watched it.