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“He ran along the primary trench, heading south, his powerful legs pounding the muddy duckboards. He was unusually short for a Space Marine. In the militia, there were standard humans – mundanes, some of the brothers called them – who cast as long a shadow as he did. Few cast a shadow as wide, however, for what Voss lacked in height, he more than compensated for in hard, grainy muscle. There was nothing he could do about his height, and not a few of the Chapter’s Apothecaries looked at him askance whenever he passed by. Perhaps it was a kind of unconscious compensation, but Voss had become prone to voluntary sessions of extreme physical training. His muscles swelled beyond their already significant gene-boosted mass. His armour had to be adjusted by the Chapter’s tech-servitors. Then it had to be adjusted again, and again. Finally, he had been told – no, commanded! – to grow no thicker. His strength and power had outstripped those around him, but concerns had arisen about his mobility in the field. So far, these had not been borne out. But nevertheless, with some reluctance, Voss had acceded to the demands of his superiors. He grew no bigger and, from that moment, trained only to maintain what he had.”

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I sometimes accidentally turn a video on regular youtube instead of Vanced and damn, that shit is totally unusable

hate being the generation that remembers no ads on YouTube & the annoyance when we first saw 1 ad every 10 videos, then 1 every 5 videos, then on every video, then multiple ads within a single video, only for YouTube to market paying for Premium™️ to ‘get rid of ads!’ which weren’t even there at the start

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This version is shitty in very fun way. And i really like the soundtrack https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBSn8qQTxnQ&list=PL42DEAAD29994AFC7

Granny? Could you read these runes? No, I can’t but I know what the pictures mean.

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Nobody remembers that Magnus being able to change size at will also means he can get like, one foot tall if he fancies so

and that’s exactly what Magnus did to fuck with Russ one night when he shrunk himself, went to his brother’s room and stole a sock right in front of Leman’s hungover and extremely terrified face

Leman was a laughingstock of a whole family for years trying to convince people what he saw

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Roy Kent + iconic lines

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Lovers Plying a Rooster with Sake, Suzuki Harunobu, 1767-1768, Minneapolis Institute of Art: Japanese and Korean Art

A hallmark of Suzuki Harunobu’s artistic vision is his charming, if somewhat unlikely, depiction of young lovers. Here, a couple gives sake to a rooster in hopes the bird will become too intoxicated to crow, thus prolonging their time together before the household awakens. Seen through the open sliding door, a lantern in the adjoining room indicates it is still early morning, before the previous evening’s accoutrements have been stowed away. However, beyond the woven fence at lower right, an unohana flower, which blossoms in summer, hints that dawn will come early, adding urgency to the lovers’ antics. Size: 11 × 8 1/8 in. (27.9 × 20.7 cm) (image, sheet, vertical chūban) Medium: Woodblock print (nishiki-e); ink and color on paper

https://collections.artsmia.org/art/8739/

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Sundraz, Magos Metallurgicus; commission for Ethan

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Soul drinkers get new stud every ten years? Do they live very short or

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Leandros checking his phone RN

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SPACE MARINE 2

LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Welcome back, Captain Titus

Warhammer 40K Space Marine 2 Confirmed

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The Commander’s Silly Rabbit