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I just think it would be better if there were more cowbutches

tip the dog

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heard if you tip a cowboy they let you see under their hat

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hiiii this is jo, tumblr killed me again, you know the drill </3 pls reblog to help me find my mutuals again!

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Are you sure you have the girl in that porn gif's specific consent to spread her naked body around the internet without crediting her name and work? You're really sure? You're really sure???

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i was born to be someone’s loser mutual

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For your consideration: tgirl who gets very squirmy if you so much as drag your fingers up her side (volume up for heavy shaky breathing!)

Imagine how much more sensitive she'll be on estrogen!

Bonus tip: she'll probably bite her lip with a cute embarrassed smile if you call her ticklish!

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Currently thinking about a girl jerking me off while making me talk about any nerdy interests I have but if I make a noise or whimper while talking she stops stroking. So I’d just be left there desperate trying to hold my moans while focusing on talking properly. Until she starts edging me, making me shutter and whining and she’s just there giggling and stroking me faster until I start tearing..

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something something prince kink?

(he/they • cishets & minors DNI)

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rare hank hill ass

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in relation to my fundraising post- are any of my darling mutuals in NYC?? I’m leaving practically everything behind for this move and I want to build up some community asap when I get there

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I'm sorry I growled like a dog when you bent over in that dress, do you still want me?

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ask game carmine carmine carmine carmine

Hehehe!! Thank you anon!!

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Sunkissed (Oil, 16x20in) (For Sale)

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I still don't know how to ride that damn skateboard

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made an ask game… please

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*screaming*