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don't modulate the key then not debate with me!

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Hi!

Hi! :D

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Who’s still here lol

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thread on twitter to mutual aid funds

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Instead of being on a stage Sam is in front of a podium and then Ham gets really pissed off how Sam is ignoring him and gives him a blowjob under the podium to distract him so Sam just stays there with his legs quivering because he can’t say anything because j e s u s

holy shit haha i LOVE THAT

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Headcanon that Seabury actually has freckles, but they’re hard to notice, so he was kind of surprised when Ham pointed them out at their first date. Also, Ham has already counted them while Sam was sleeping, they’re 67 more or less

That’s so cute!!!

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Trees and Rocks (Highschool AU)

Samuel doesn't eat lunch. 

School lunch is awful. 

And bringing a lunch from home would mean it getting all soggy throughout the day. Nobody besides Kindergarteners and Al Yankovic would eat a soggy ham sandwich. 

Samuel's lunch consists of getting his daily dose of bread from the Lord. He sits underneath a tree and reads his worn, tattered copy of The Bible. He's gotten picked on before for it, but he's learned to drown it out with the loud voices in his head recognized from church and the way he imagined God to sound, Jesus to sound. 

Alexander doesn't eat lunch. 

He eats breakfast. He eats dinner. 

But he spends his lunch allowance from his adoptive parents on other things. Yeah, cigarettes were always an option, always on the table. Occasionally. Not all the time. Never enough to develop a dependence on nicotine. 

He spends the money on things such as his phone bill, new batteries for his TV remote. Practical things, though one time he bought a $37 light up snowman and had no idea what to do with it. He put it up outside his room around Christmas time, switched on, and it always scared the everloving shit out of George. 

Alexander's lunch consists of getting enjoyment from throwing rocks at trees from varying distances. This time, he was exactly 64 and a half paces from a large tree, his friends cheering him on to chuck that rock as hard as he could. He yeeted it with all the force he could muster. 

Samuel's finger was ready to turn the page onto Psalms when a rock hit him in the side of the face, cutting his cheek. "AH!" 

"Shit, man, you hit the church kid." Hercules said, covering his mouth. He never encouraged the bullying going on with Samuel. None of the group of 4 did. Alex got into arguments with him often, sometimes lit up a cigarette just to blow the smoke in his face to prove a point. What point, exactly? Neither male knew. But it always pissed Samuel off. 

Alex immediately darted over there to apologize, kneeling down and checking his face. "Fuck, I didn't mean to, I'm sorry." He stuttered out, tearing off the cuff of his own shirt and dampening it with Samuel's water bottle, slowly wiping away the blood. Samuel didn't object, considering that he didn't feel like objecting to the care given to his face. 

"It's alright, Alexander. Mistakes happen." Samuel said, thanking the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit that Alex didn't pick up his emphasis on 'mistakes', which would have been a direct insult to Alex's parents and himself. 

"Yeah, they do. I'm sorry, dude, I was aiming for the tree. You're not a tree." Alex said with a chuckle, holding the damp cloth to Samuel's cheek. "I also think you need stitches, and I can drive you if you need it. Lucky enough to get a car for my birthday." He explained. 

"If it won't burden you, it would be appreciated if you could give me a ride to the hospital." Samuel sighed out, bookmarking the holy text in his hands and standing up. Alex led him by the small of his back over to the car. He reassured Samuel that it would be fine if they skipped classes because this was a medical emergency. 

"Genesis is my favorite." 

"Hmm?" Samuel's eyes darted up to Alexander's. "Repeat that?"

"Genesis is my favorite. Part in the Bible, y'know." Alex said, opening the car door and unlocking the others, letting Samuel ride shotgun. 

"I didn't figure you were Christian." 

"Well, I'm not as dedicated as you, that's definitely for sure." He gave the smaller's elbow a gentle nudge. "Buckle up, it's the law." 

Alexander's hunch was correct, Samuel had to get 4 stitches on the side of his face. Samuel's father was relieved he was okay, though George? 

Livid was an understatement. On one account, Alexander was throwing rocks when he was supposed to be nourishing his body. On another account, he was lying about where his allowance money was going. On the third, he'd hit this 'innocent smol bean that was simply being a good church boy that goes to church and reads his bible'. 

"Please stop using phrases you hear on the internet." Alex said, using his pointer fingers to massage the bridge of his nose. 

Martha managed to calm George down as she sat there, teaching Samuel how to knit. 

"George, look at this good boy. He picked up on knitting faster than you did. Alex knew what he did wrong, and knew what he had to do to make it better. Please don't get mad at him for doing the right thing, or he may never do it again." Her soft, whipped cream decorated voice rang into his brain. George sighed and let his shoulders relax, pulling Alex into a hug. 

"Just don't do it again." He warned. Alex huffed and reluctantly hugged back.

"Fine." 

Samuel managed to knit himself a scarf, which could conveniently cover the scar on his face. George and Martha left, leaving the two less-than-straight teens in the room. Never a good idea, if you've ever been anywhere on the internet at all. Alex took his seat where his mom had sat. 

"Still sorry about ruining your face. Never thought that would be the first way I did it." Alex said, rubbing the back of his neck awkwardly. 

"Is that an innuendo? Should I feel unsafe?" Samuel gave one of his rare ear-to-ear grins. God, Alex melted from the inside at those. 

Alex wanted to say something vague, yet obviously what Samuel was looking for. Like 'maybe', or 'perhaps'. 

"Mayhaps." He sputtered out before realizing the nonsense he just spewed. He heard a noise that absolutely destroyed his conscience, entire being. 

Samuel snorted, then began laughing at the archaic word Alex had just let fly. 

That was it. 

Suddenly, the laughing stopped. 

Alex had finally broken, and manned up. 

He kissed him. The gap was closed, the deed was done. 

And what surprised him most was that Samuel kissed back nearly directly after it happened. 

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You still active? It would be nice for someone to still be into this ship

I am!

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Angelica Schuyler is the only cis person in Hamilton

valid! although I do like trans Angelica too :D

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Hi! I want to preface by saying that I am in no way in an emergency where I need money, I’m just a broke incoming college student and figured this could give me a little extra help. But that being said, I do indeed take fanfiction commissions, and most of the details are on that page. If there’s something else you need to know, you can message or IM me! I charge $1 per 100 words and I primarily write for Star Wars, Great Comet/W&P, Les Mis, Gatsby, HP, THG, Ghost Quartet, and Evelyn Evelyn! I typically use PayPal but if you can’t use that then I’m willing to work out something else!

I’d appreciate it if people reblogged this (even those who don’t want commissions) but I understand that not everyone can!

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I seen this text thing on your blog and I just wanted to draw it, I drew this on my phone so I might look not as good as I attempted but I tried, might draw more text things that see and send them to you so cause i love you UwU- I mean what?

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Hwllo i am new to tumbler and I'm hamiltrash i was wondering if you would accpect hambury fanart

Of course!

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Headcannon: Samuel never curses BUT one time he stubbed his toe and screamed out as many cuss words as he could think of.

This is canon as far as I’m aware

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REVENGE AHHAAHAAHAAHHA

One time Samuel took salt water (get is SEAbury) and mixed it in with Ham’s drink then Hammy death stared Sam lol

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hc sam doesnt swear, doesnt like swear words, is just Not that way. alexander knows this and will randomly greet him with the most colourful cusses known to man.

BEAUTIFUL

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Your blog is the quality content I want on Tumblr

Thank you!

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*gives you a tiny hambury fusion figurine*

um i need this irl