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kinda sad I’ll never be able to do 100 sex

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@ people saying rcdart is a bad artist, ummm explain THESE

Face it: you’re just jealous you’ll never be as good as this

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Okay, so, what if the reason why characters in books relationships never last, work out, or they don’t form relationships in general is because their soulmate belongs to a different book series?

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But what about vampire history teachers. Vampires who read something from a text book then proceed to light the book on fire and throw it out the window because “No. that’s not even close to what really happened. Listen up nerds I’m about to teach you what really happened in France during the revolution”

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Y'all look pretty good in ya frocks~

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but damn it's getting dark so lemme spell out my nmae

Hamilton: I am the AL-EX-AN

Laurens: ...

Hamilton: ...

Laurens: What about the D?

Hamilton: I'm saving that for later tonight

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Burr ain't havin' it.

Laurens: God, I’ve had such a long day.

Hamilton: Do you know what else is long?

Hamilton: My di-

Burr: diVINE LOVE FOR JESUS CHRIST. AMEN.

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Me: *trying to rap any part of Hamilton*

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One of the Stay Alive's comes on-

Me: SHOOT, WHICH ONE IS IT?

Song: *gunshot after Eliza sings the first “stay alive”*

Me: oh thank God

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I’M CRYING- B O I

This is what I do with @hami-tan at sleepovers… why are we like this.

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I dunno guys, but I think Alexander Hamilton is a prime example of "you ether die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villian"

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"Why do you write like you're running out of time?"

Bro I am. This essay is due tomorrow and I haven’t even started it yet

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Who ever knew Professor Snape was so hot when he was younger?

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Listening to the (original) Hamilton soundtrack the first time like-

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i read the reynolds pamphlet

life: ruined 

heart: broken 

letters: burned 

I FORCIBLY REMOVE MYSELF FROM THE NARRATIVE

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John Laurens @ the Hamilton-Schuyler reception like-

Alright, alright. That’s what I’m talkin’ about! Now everyone, give it up for the maid of honor- Angelica “If You Cheat On My Sister With Anyone But Me I’ll Be Pissed” Schuyler!

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Everyone @ Hamilton

Frankly, I’m disappointed in you, Hamilton. I can’t believe you cheated on Eliza, and not even with Angelica, but with *looks at smudged writing on hand* Mariah Carey