Okay, but humans have a very faint bioluminescence. We can’t see it, but it’s there. What if other aliens could see it and thought we just KNEW we glowed? It’s a huge evolutionary disadvantage and stuff, so it wouldn’t make sense. So aliens are confused why we glow and humans are confused because “we glow??” For example:
Alien: Human, did you notice that you are glowing much brighter today? It might be a disadvantage if we get attacked later.
Human: I’m sorry, I what? Humans glow in the dark??
Alien:…Yes. I thought you knew this? Every member of your species glows. I’ve also noticed that the stronger the glow, the healthier the human mentally and physically.
Human: Um, hang on, let me just ask the scientist on board. I knew humans were weird, but not like this.
Alien:…You don’t see that you are bioluminescent?
Human 2: Oh yeah, humans do glow like that. Well, it’s too faint for our eyes to see, so most people don’t know.
Alien: HOW.
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[Reg has horrible period pain and is hiding under a desk in the library]
Remus: What's up with you?
Regulus: Currently wondering if stabbing myself would alleviate this pain
Remus: Probably, but it will cause new pain
Remus: So like
Remus: Win some, lose some *hands over chocolate*
Regulus: Stab me in the abdomen and let me bleed out please
Remus: I've had a bad enough week as it is Reg, let's not add your death to it. Eat the chocolate.
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Matching SKK with my bestie! @keithbutgay
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have just discovered the difference between an American frown and a UK/Irish frown thanks to @tackytigerfic and I’m really upset
I’m frowning internationally!!!
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Those days when you and your roomie have to perform the final 15 (sans kiss) before they leave to go to class.
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Imagine humans are the only ones with dark humor.
Like, aliens just DONT joke about that shit. And humans just pull up like,, “I’m bouta hit the south tower mfers!”
And then they make a dark joke about Holocaust, and aliens are just HORRIFIED. Just imagine that. It would be funny.
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love how there’s exactly two genres of moro fans: homophobic people who make sigma edits of him and mentally ill queer people who have never been less normal about a character ever
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i just quoted the entire 1st episode of heartstopper word for word. all the sighs, breaths, and songs. oh my god. dude. i hate myself.
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The Good Omens fandom whenever Neil utters a single word that might be interpreted as a spoiler about season 2.
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me, internally when i've mustered the courage to say the word "sneeze" in a conversation
I could feel every fibre of my snzfucker being protesting against myself but I did it
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