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[hammeroftheguard]

Sure thing, you’re pretty good company. Besides, i think you could use some time away from teh temple. Some time to kick back, relax, have some fun in the sun. But yes, make sure it’s fine. Give your master some bantha fodder about getting field experience with clones and politicians.

No no, I’ll take your lead on this. I know my way around a bar and a battlefield Hirani, not a Yoga mat. Tell you what, I’ll follow your lead here to the letter. Things go well, I’ll see if I can’t put in for a specific jedi escort next time I’m babysitting a senator somewhere nice.

[hammeroftheguard]

No no, I’ll take your lead on this. I know my way around a bar and a battlefield Hirani, not a Yoga mat. Tell you what, I’ll follow your lead here to the letter. Things go well, I’ll see if I can’t put in for a specific jedi escort next time I’m babysitting a senator somewhere nice.

[hammeroftheguard]

@hiranishala

"Ohhhhh! I'm so excited! I think it would be such a good opportunity for everyone," she giggled, grinning and patting his arm, "You're too kind, I just try to be nice.... I think the exercise is more likely to get everyone to get along more than I am."

I’m inclined to disagree. You’re very proficient with yoga, patient, won’t yell at people for doing things wrong like Stone would. I’m excited to see how things go. Got anything special in mind?

[hammeroftheguard]

Thorn! I asked Fox if I could lead a yoga session for some of the Guard and he said we could try it. If you have some spare time, would you like to join? I think it would be a really good opportunity for everyone to bond, especially the new members.

Yoga, you say? I’d make myself available in a heartbeat, Hirani. You’re right about the bonding time, especially with someone as personable as you leading things. Give me a time and day, I’ll be there!

[hammeroftheguard]

I’m not quite sure what I stumbled into, and I’m still not quite sure how he stumbled into it, but I get the implication. You’re both too busy boning to make time with me.

[hammeroftheguard]

It’s a nice face. We’ve got nice faces. Best looking army in the galaxy.

[Pats my own face.] 

                                                             Nice. 

[hammeroftheguard]

Does Thorn ever get married? Have kids? Does he have a flock of accidental mini-wings floating around out in the Galaxy? Is Thorn one of the only people who could be considered by Commander Fox to have a threesome with Merlia?

Settling down isn’t really his style. Think of him as your cool rockstar uncle. Definitely has an aversion to kids, mainly spends his time with species that he can’t actually have kids with. He likes kids (Example 1: Nereidea) but he never wants one of his own. He has so much he wants to do, so much to see in what starts out as an unfairly small amount of time, spending time with a child just isn’t on his agenda. And Fox wouldn’t ever consider it. I’m not sure how he’d react if Merlia ever asked, but he’s more than happy with what he has in his life, bringing someone else in isn’t either something he considers nor really desires

[hammeroftheguard]

Merlia, honey, my track record would suggest otherwise. I’m also not entirely your grandmother is entirely biological. It’d explain a lot - her cold and calculating nature, her stoney expression, why she doesn’t like me. So she doesn’t count.

hammeroftheguard:

Right, so she’s old fashioned, doesn’t like military, isn’t the biggest fan of clones from what I gather from Fox - I don’t understand why we aren’t already best friends.

Sadly Thorn, sweetness, it is time you learned that not every female has their corset popping open when you wink their direction. A hard lesson, I know. 

[hammeroftheguard]

Right, so she’s old fashioned, doesn’t like military, isn’t the biggest fan of clones from what I gather from Fox - I don’t understand why we aren’t already best friends.

hammeroftheguard:

Well, if you two crazy kids get married, I’ll be family. By your logic, she’d have to like me then, right?

If, that is a big, if. She loves the family she birthed and personally approved marriages, those that she doesn’t- she doesn’t. I don’t think she’s much inclined to like the GAR period, she’s old fashioned and has never been a fan of military anything.

[hammeroftheguard]

Well, if you two grazy kids get married, I’ll be family. By your logic, she’d have to like me then, right?

hammeroftheguard:

Hmm. Does she actually like anyone? Anything? Or is it just Fox and me?

She likes some things, she is very fond of all her family- and she’s had seven husbands. So some, you just haven’t found your way in to that category yet. 

[hammeroftheguard]

@merliaseidon said - She's still mad at me about going into the military as a teenager. She does not forget, e v e r.

Hmm. Does she actually like anyone? Anything? Or is it just Fox and me?

[hammeroftheguard]

@merliaseidon What do you think the odds are that Nini forgot she doesn’t like me?

[hammeroftheguard]

Concept: The Guard goes on holiday. Some place like Scariff. There’s music,civilian men and women. Everyone is confused when several thousand of the same man starts a flash mob to the tune of Rock Lobster.

[hammeroftheguard]

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[hammeroftheguard]

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[hammeroftheguard]

Thorn shook his head slowly, a wolfish grin spreading across his unhelmeted face.

"Fordo, you wound me. Thinking I had not already taken steps to ensure that both our shebs are covered." Thorn passed him an ID chip, along with a chip containing their travel information, and orders from Fox to guard one Senator Kam Tipo of Sulon. "Apparently Sulon is vying for independence. They've named a temporary representative in lieu of an election until the details get sorted out. Now is the perfect time."

@hammeroftheguard [THORN]:

“I have noticed something. Since most of our brothers keep their hair in a practical buzzcut, and mine is around shoulder length, I am rarely picked out as a clone if I’m not wearing my armour - politicians are especially oblivious. I want to sit in on a Senate meeting masquerading as a senator with you as my security, see if any of the space brains will notice. You down?”

He blinked beneath his visor.

“You do realize that should we get found out, our statuses as ranking officers are under immense risk? Fox would have a field day with this, as amusing as it sounds.” Fordo crossed his arms, thinking. “I’ll help, but only if you forge enough official paperwork to indicate I was ordered to guard this fictional senator of yours. I want plausible deniability.”

[hammeroftheguard]

"I have noticed something. Since most of our brothers keep their hair in a practical buzzcut, and mine is around shoulder length, I am rarely picked out as a clone if I'm not wearing my armour - politicians are especially oblivious. I want to sit in on a Senate meeting masquerading as a senator with you as my security, see if any of the space brains will notice. You down?"

"Fordo, you free? I need some help on a social experiment." (Hammeroftheguard)

“–I can make time. How may I be of assistance, Commander.”