hanaasbananas
There is no magic but what we make for ourselves
26. Muslim. INFP-T. Professional dumbass, writer, and complete shipper trash for many a fandom.
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how am I starting a new job tomorrow what the fuckkkkkk
#banana speaks 🍌#like...im excited but also terrified this is only my second ever paying job and i did really like my last one#and i miss my old coworkers 😭#but also i need to sleep and i fucked up my sleep over easter + last 2 weeks of unemployment oops#aaaaaaahhhhh#really hope i can sleep weird and sort out this fucked up crick in my neck from yesterday too#bc it will be v annoyong if i cant turn my head at all tomorrow like dang
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Reminder that people aren't entitled to see into your decision-making process unless you've agreed that they are. Just told a business acquaintance that I'd "just finished up my previous commitment". It's not their problem to know that it was DND.
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one of the funniest things about working in a primary school is putting on random Julia Donaldson book adaptations for the kids and then recognising a characters voice because what do you MEAN that David Tennant is the Highway Rat and why does that actually make sense???
Peak television.
#banana speaks 🍌#or like#matt smith is superworm????#its so funny w the highway rat one they were watching during friday golden time and i was doing my own work and then#suddenly recognised david tennant and i was like...wait
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Wishing all undiagnosed/partially diagnosed people a very doctors listening to you and providing you with more testing than a blood draw and even possibly providing treatment 2024
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I’m having a spirited debate and need a larger sample size
#i usually? put my socks on when im getting changed in my room#so then i just have to put my shoes on before going out but#what sort of method is sock shoe sock shoe?? madness i say
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one thing that they did say was cool about library at mount char that i was prepared to be ambivalent on and then DID find outrageously cool is the whole 'steve, a human plumber who resembles nothing so much as a less high jesse pinkman, becomes best friends with an adolescent lion over the course of like, a day, and now they are roommates and he is learning the language of the cats so he can converse with her in her own manner, and he says hiiiii sweetie!!! when he sees her and she talks about him like apes talk about tarzan
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isekai about a nyc apartment block getting teleported into a fantasy realm, and how this group of people who previously have only had incidental contact with one another come together to build a vibrant community in their new circumstances. there's a season-long arc about introducing bagels and pizza to the fantasy world that gets into the details of sourcing ingredients, developing new technologies, and learning how to work with supernatural substitutions.
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what is your holy trinity of fruits
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“the blood on your hands is something you won’t lose / all you can choose it whose” is presented as a single rock-and-hard-place decision but was apparently the terms and conditions for the rest of odysseus’s life
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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.
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IM SO NORMAL ABOUT THE UNDERWORLD SAGA
IM SO—
IM SO NORMAL—
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Polites, even in death: greet the world with open arms :)
Odysseus: thanks! I Will Not.
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Underworld Saga Memes
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folks folks he killed the baby confirmed
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