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If I can pay off $120, I should be able to access my cashapp borrow again

Hey, guys.

I feel icky asking but life isn’t done beating my ass yet and to put it bluntly, I am in a really really shitty financial bind right now. I didn’t even see my paycheck before it got immediately taken for pay backs and I’ve got bills.

If you can help, it would be greatly appreciated and even if you can’t, please share or reblog as you can. We have bills, pets, and our little brother to care for and things are hard right now.

Thank you. Much love. 🖤

-Hancock’s Spouse

Or

Pay me using this link https://app.chime.com/link/qr?u=KanoTheDisaster

[hancocksspouse]

Hey, guys.

I feel icky asking but life isn’t done beating my ass yet and to put it bluntly, I am in a really really shitty financial bind right now. I didn’t even see my paycheck before it got immediately taken for pay backs and I’ve got bills.

If you can help, it would be greatly appreciated and even if you can’t, please share or reblog as you can. We have bills, pets, and our little brother to care for and things are hard right now.

Thank you. Much love. 🖤

-Hancock’s Spouse

Or

Pay me using this link https://app.chime.com/link/qr?u=KanoTheDisaster

[hancocksspouse]

“Fuck” Sentence Starters

Angry

“What the fuck do you think you’re doing?”

“Fuck this.”

“Get the fuck out of here.”

“Who the fuck are you?”

“Fuck that!”

“I fucking hate him/her/them/you.”

“Fuck. FUCK. FUUUUCK!”

“Shut the fuck up.“

“Get your fucking act together.”

“Keep your shitty nose out of my fucking business.”

“Leave me alone, or I’ll fuck you up.”

“Get your fucking hands off of me!”

“Stay the fuck away from me.”

“Who stole my fucking shit?!”

“Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to?”

“You wanna fucking go, punk?”

“Get the fuck over it.”

“Where the fuck have you been?”

“What the fuck do you want from me?”

Sad

“Fuck life.” 

“No, I’m not fucking over it.”

“Why the fuck did he/she/they have to go and die?”

“What the fuck am I supposed to do now?”

“Why did things have to go so fucking wrong?”

“I’m gonna eat fifty fucking cartons of ice cream and then pass out and die like a warrior.”

“Try to fucking stop me from leaving my room. It’s not gonna happen.”

“The love of my life just decided that I was worth fucking nothing.”

“I fucking miss him/her/them.”

“Who the fuck cares?”

“All of this fucking shit was for nothing.”

“I fucked up my own life.”

“I can’t believe I did this fucking shit all over again.”

Insults

“Fuck you!”

“I fucked your mom last night.” 

“You’re a fucking asshole.”

“You just think you’re fucking hilarious, don’t you?” 

“Who the fuck died and made you king/queen/ruler?” 

“Go to fucking hell, you piece of shit!”

“Go fuck yourself.”

“Motherfucker!”

“Wow, that’s fucking small.”

“Get the fuck over yourself.”

Sexy

“Fuck me.”

“I don’t ‘make love’, I fuck.”

“I’d fuck you all night long.”

“You look like a fucking dog in heat.”

“You look so fucking hot right now.”

“Fuck–faster~”

“FUCK, I’m gonna come!”

“I’ll fuck you right here, right now.”

“Babe, fuck–not here.”

“You’re one cocky motherfucker. Let’s go back to my place.”

“I want to bend you over and fuck you until you can’t walk.”

“I want you to fuck me until I can’t walk.”

“F-fuck–please–~”

“I’d let you fuck me any day.”

“You better use a fucking condom.”

“Tell me what you want me to fucking do to you.”

“Do you want me to fuck you while everyone’s watching?”

“Fuck, it’s big.”

“Let’s make a fucking baby.”

Situations

“Give me a break. I’m in the fucking hospital.”

“How are YOU mad at ME when I’m the one who’s in FUCKING JAIL?”

“Help me set this fucking thing on fire.”

“I’m gonna need a fucking lawyer.”

“This is all YOUR fault, you dumb fuck.”

“It’s not MY fault we’re in fucking handcuffs.”

“Fuck, I’m so wasted.”

“What the fuck did we do last night?”

“Where the fuck am I?”

“Fuck. SHIT. There goes my car.”

“Wait–fuck. Isn’t that my house?”

“Fuck it. Might as well have fun, if we’re going to get caught.”

“Why the fuck do you have gasoline?”

“Where the fuck did that baby come from?!”

“It’s not a party until someone almost fucking dies.”

“FUCK, you scared the shit out of me!”

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Send me a Ship and a Number and I will Write a Kiss

…good morning.

…goodnight.

…goodbye.

…where it hurts.

…where it doesn’t hurt.

…on a falling tear.

…to shut them up.

…in secrecy.

…in public.

…desperately.

…in joy.

…in grief.

…discreetly.

…casually.

…passionately.

…lazily.

…to distract.

…as encouragement.

…for luck.

…on a scar.

…on a place of insecurity.

…in a rush of adrenaline.

…in relief.

…in danger.

…as a ‘yes’.

…as an apology.

…as a suggestion.

…as a lie.

…as a promise.

…as comfort.

…after a small rejection.

…to wake up.

…forcefully.

…to pretend.

…to gain something.

…to give up control.

…without a motive.

…because they’re running out of time.

…because time’s run out.

…because the world is ending.

…because the world is saved.

…out of pride.

…out of greed.

…out of lust.

…out of anger.

…out of envy or jealousy.

…out of spite.

…out of habit.

…out of necessity.

…out of love.

[hancocksspouse]

Hey, guys! Long time no talk.

I’ll keep it short and sweet. Things are finally starting to pseudo balance out after a litany of nervous breakdowns, finally finding a new job, school, and just all around general bullshit. I’m doing my best to get it back together and I’m sorry these pauses get longer and longer in between.

I’m getting there tho. Almost back to normal.

🖤🖤🖤

-Hancock’s Spouse

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So, due to a bunch of bullshit that management knows I didn’t do and saw on camera I didn’t do, they still terminated me. So, while I’m job searching and trying to get through my first year of college, if anyone would like to commission me to write something for them, DM is always open.

I’m dying lol

-Hancock’s Spouse

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Never drawn hancock digitally before shame on me

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Awh. I think they like eachother.

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Some art of Mac and John that I commissioned from @lamarere earlier this month >:3 eat up Fo4 fandom ILY guys

RJ MacCready my sweet boy I adore you

Fun fact the Hancock thing was because of the Russian Roulette scene in Squid Game 2 which I have not watched but I sure watched that scene lmfao

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It’s been a minute but I think I’ll call this done. I tried to do his hat but I got frustrated and didn’t wanna trash the drawing just cause I was upset but this is him and Doll, my sole survivor.

Pointy teef bacon man 🖤

-Hancock’s Spouse

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*take a sip of jet*

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sometimes your comfort character is a person who hasn’t had a day of comfort in their life

(also i should probably make a full work or smth, i wanna try colours)

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(not a ship art)

og post

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Hello Diamond city

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I loved the sketch so much, I had to paint it. I have also been wanting to paint Hancock with the pansexual flag/colors, cuz even though he is technically playersexual, the man is pan in my heart <3

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Hancock and his wife

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