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"Inshallah he will OD soon" fucking sent me

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I love being the world's most stereotypical losercore art student yeah bitch I do FILM PHOTOGRAPHY I'm BISEXUAL and a BARISTA I have a fuck ass bob and pronouns I have nine inch nails posters in my STUDIO I collect vintage leather jackets and only wear over ear headphones I loveee being a cartoon character of a human being

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"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

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Anyone else feel like it’s been one of those days since 2019?

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Incredible

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My dad would throw me in the river for tom cruise

"this is my son tom cruise" what happened to chris? "Oh that river girl? chris lives in the river now"

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Barsboldia drawn in the style of 18th century cattle paintings

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The switch from Daylight Saving Time to Standard Time which will take away my glorious hour of daylight in the afternoon and give it to the early morning is just another example of how Morning People are an oppressive class in modern society

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fuuuuuck i have needs and wants and desires :( sadly they needto put me at the bottom of a deep as fuck hole and pour cement over me because of this

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I’m fine

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horse that at first glance appears to be innocently and rather kindly visiting a human in the hospital however if one looks closer they will see that something is afoot or perhaps ahoof here for the humans body language seems tense as they press themself into the bed away from the looming horse and the horses ears are wheeled slightly back its eyes and nostrils narrowed unkindly as it towers ominously over the bed that is the only refuge of the ailing human while this could be a misunderstanding of a simple friend visiting his injured pal i am hesitant to believe that story despite my typical trust in horses as with all of the visible tension it is nearly impossible not to let the mind wander with concerned theories to me it seems this horse could have been the cause of the persons hospital visit and has come to establish that this injury shall not be the last this human will have to bear if they continue to fuck around i pray to any god that will listen that i am simply mistaken

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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

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sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

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i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.

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Dear professor this assignment did not nourish my fundamentally curious soul so i did not do it No penalty full 100 points please Goodbye!