Does what I'm saying seem to shock you? Well, that's okay. 'Cause what I'm saying about you is not okay. I've got it on my mind to change my ways, But I don't think I can be anything other than me. [Tony Stark RP Blog - Avante Garde Alpha - Part of the Marvelous Desires Omega Universe - NSFW]
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Howard Stark in the Peggy Carter One Shot
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“Every great scientific truth goes through three phases. First, people deny it. Second, they say it conflicts with the Bible. Third, they say they’ve known it all along.” — Neil deGrasse Tyson
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Always with the shenanigans Stark… - Imgur
Got me at “CAW CAW”. DYING.
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ALSO FROM NOW ON WE’LL BE USING CODE NAMES [x]
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I'm going to stroke my own ego and say yes, I did good. But I'm glad you're feeling good. I know I am.
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They lost me at 'like Batman'.
I am not like Bruce Wayne.
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Iron Man
Like Batman, Ironman has no superpowers, but he does have that amazing iron suit. In the movies we see him flying around in his nifty suit next to some military jets. There are little rocket flames coming out of the bottoms of his shoes, apparently providing the necessary thrust.
Questions: what is he using for fuel? Based on what we see, it looks like rocket fuel. But where are his fuel tanks? And what volume of rocket fuel would he need to maintain the necessary thrust for at least several minutes? Would it be difficult for him to stay aloft in a stable trajectory? What does he wear underneath his suit?
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Don't be aroused by my confession Unless you don't give a good goddamn about redemption, I know Christ is comin'- and so am I You would too if this sexy devil caught your eye
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A very welcome consultant. Consultant.Of course. He almost laughs at the choice of words, but instead Tony brushes it off and follows Reed over to the scanner, overlooking the piece of machinery with an engineer's eye. It's not bad- not the worst device he's got lying around on he lab floors, but it'll do. He trusts- okay, semi-trusts that Reed's got a solid enough handle on his tech, and Tony makes that point by taking a casual half-step back until Reed's completed scanning himself. If he isn't human toast by the end of it Tony might actually consider getting himself scanned, though with the Arc reactor he's never really sure how anything will affect him anymore.
"You know, you could just have JARVIS calibrate himself to the certain residual anti-matter contamination. Of course, maybe not, but," Tony waves his hand, the idea fleeting much like ninety percent of his thoughts, "just a future investment. Instead of dragging victims of your Negative Zone mishaps to your lab for some sort of check-up you could have scans running through the whole tower, twenty-four-seven."
It Goes Ding When There's Stuff / Open
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Tony: As long as what you're doing in my tower is arguably legal in the state of New York, I could care less.
Tony: Though if it goes well, I want pictures seeing as I gave you those stills of Clint in that dress.
Natasha: Tony, if this goes well, you get video.
Tony: Need anything else?
Natasha: the days and times you're going to be in your workshop so I can lurk awkwardly in a corner and do strange artsy-type things?
Natasha: It is possible that I may have noticed your absence while you were running your multi-billion dollar empire.
Tony: I wish I could tell you. SI's been handing me my ass on a silver platter. Arrived home from a personal trip an got swamped with new material now that the quarter's coming to an end.
Tony: You know you can lurk really anywhere as long as you don't leave paint or ink stains and you don't make it into some sort of cathartic, body language experience. As nice as last time was, it's not something I'm planning on doing again any time soon.
Natasha: I'll try to keep my existential crises private.
Natasha: ...
Natasha: Good to have you back.
Tony: It's just- it's a thing. I don't mean to criticize what happened, I just- fuck. Whatever. I'm digging my own whole at this rate.
Tony: But it's really nice to hear from you.
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Tony: I'll get you two more forms. The dimensions of the rooms will have to be approved- but really. There's a reason I made sure everyone's floors are spacious.
Tony: Also, the mirror? Very worth it. Can't give you any opinion on the silk set, though.
Natasha: It's new to me too.
Natasha: I have only recently developed a ... shall we say fondness for silk in general
Natasha: This could either go swimmingly, or like water to a drowning man. Either way, I'd need to practice.
Tony: As long as what you're doing in my tower is arguably legal in the state of New York, I could care less.
Tony: Though if it goes well, I want pictures seeing as I gave you those stills of Clint in that dress.
Natasha: Tony, if this goes well, you get video.
Tony: Need anything else?
Natasha: the days and times you're going to be in your workshop so I can lurk awkwardly in a corner and do strange artsy-type things?
Natasha: It is possible that I may have noticed your absence while you were running your multi-billion dollar empire.
Tony: I wish I could tell you. SI's been handing me my ass on a silver platter. Arrived home from a personal trip an got swamped with new material now that the quarter's coming to an end.
Tony: You know you can lurk really anywhere as long as you don't leave paint or ink stains and you don't make it into some sort of cathartic, body language experience. As nice as last time was, it's not something I'm planning on doing again any time soon.
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Natasha: More for me.
Natasha: So, about the rest of the stuff on my list...
Tony: What else do you want?
Natasha: Sovereignty over the Isle of Man
Natasha: but barring that
Natasha: I have a large mirror I'd like to install over my bed, and a silk set up for the living room.
Tony: I'll get you two more forms. The dimensions of the rooms will have to be approved- but really. There's a reason I made sure everyone's floors are spacious.
Tony: Also, the mirror? Very worth it. Can't give you any opinion on the silk set, though.
Natasha: It's new to me too.
Natasha: I have only recently developed a ... shall we say fondness for silk in general
Natasha: This could either go swimmingly, or like water to a drowning man. Either way, I'd need to practice.
Tony: As long as what you're doing in my tower is arguably legal in the state of New York, I could care less.
Tony: Though if it goes well, I want pictures seeing as I gave you those stills of Clint in that dress.
Natasha: Tony, if this goes well, you get video.
Tony: Need anything else?
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Tony: Yes.
Tony: My insurance doesn't cover sexually-charged, inertia pole-related incidences.
Tony: I'll be sure to skip floor 45 for the sake of saving my eyes from that sight.
Natasha: More for me.
Natasha: So, about the rest of the stuff on my list...
Tony: What else do you want?
Natasha: Sovereignty over the Isle of Man
Natasha: but barring that
Natasha: I have a large mirror I'd like to install over my bed, and a silk set up for the living room.
Tony: I'll get you two more forms. The dimensions of the rooms will have to be approved- but really. There's a reason I made sure everyone's floors are spacious.
Tony: Also, the mirror? Very worth it. Can't give you any opinion on the silk set, though.
Natasha: It's new to me too.
Natasha: I have only recently developed a ... shall we say fondness for silk in general
Natasha: This could either go swimmingly, or like water to a drowning man. Either way, I'd need to practice.
Tony: As long as what you're doing in my tower is arguably legal in the state of New York, I could care less.
Tony: Though if it goes well, I want pictures seeing as I gave you those stills of Clint in that dress.
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Tony: Yes.
Tony: My insurance doesn't cover sexually-charged, inertia pole-related incidences.
Tony: I'll be sure to skip floor 45 for the sake of saving my eyes from that sight.
Natasha: More for me.
Natasha: So, about the rest of the stuff on my list...
Tony: What else do you want?
Natasha: Sovereignty over the Isle of Man
Natasha: but barring that
Natasha: I have a large mirror I'd like to install over my bed, and a silk set up for the living room.
Tony: I'll get you two more forms. The dimensions of the rooms will have to be approved- but really. There's a reason I made sure everyone's floors are spacious.
Tony: Also, the mirror? Very worth it. Can't give you any opinion on the silk set, though.
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Natasha: is the Recreational Support Installment Form what I would fill out to get silks suspended from the ceiling, mirrors over my bed and a suspension rig?
Natasha: Also, I have it on good authority that Bucky is VERY skilled on the pole
Natasha: and Fort Kickass is on floor 45
Natasha: all of it
Natasha: Fort Kickass is all of floor 45
Natasha: entrance fee is booze or bills to stuff in Bucky's G-string.
Tony: Yes.
Tony: My insurance doesn't cover sexually-charged, inertia pole-related incidences.
Tony: I'll be sure to skip floor 45 for the sake of saving my eyes from that sight.
Natasha: More for me.
Natasha: So, about the rest of the stuff on my list...
Tony: What else do you want?
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