handsoffthefuckinshield
handsoffthefuckinshield
semi-nuclear
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recovered lab rat & cigarette flavored hearthrob
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handsoffthefuckinshield · 2 days ago
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hyena stimboard with meat for @clownpaws!
requests are open
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handsoffthefuckinshield · 2 days ago
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Altoids
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handsoffthefuckinshield · 2 days ago
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you just hate me because i am a bad person with bad morals
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handsoffthefuckinshield · 1 month ago
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handsoffthefuckinshield · 1 month ago
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Chevrolet El Camino (1977)
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handsoffthefuckinshield · 1 month ago
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I find the "oh I was assaulted so I need to bathe in boiling water to feel clean" joke that comedies make annoying generally but unfortunately I do have to admit there's some truth to it
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handsoffthefuckinshield · 1 month ago
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I feel really filthy. like I need to scrub the skin off of my body
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handsoffthefuckinshield · 1 month ago
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handsoffthefuckinshield · 1 month ago
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supe privilege is being strong enough to use a guy as a fleshlight
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handsoffthefuckinshield · 1 month ago
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fuck yes
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handsoffthefuckinshield · 1 month ago
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dude pass me the goint (gay joint)
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handsoffthefuckinshield · 1 month ago
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These baseball stars pick Camels
LIFE, 1952
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handsoffthefuckinshield · 2 months ago
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