haninus
A day without laughter is a day wasted
Title: Charlie Chaplin said that. ~~~~
I am apparently HornyHaninTheHappyHooker according to SillyScreamerSexfreakishSam.
And to everyone else I am just Hanin/Haninus or whatever you might want to call me! :)
I reblog a lot of odd things and there's really mostly no pattern to it. So just enjoy.
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i just saw a picture saying “dø or die” and it literally translates to die or die
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George’s First Halloween. Glad we had earmuffs. (x)
My generation has failed to disappoint on the Harry Potter front, thus far; 10 points to the millennials.
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My friend once whispered "you smell different when you're awake" as we hugged. She freaked me out! Hahahahaha.. :b Especially since I hadn't seen her for months and we were hugging goodbye. . . . . . .
Nice things to whisper when hugging someone
-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this
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have you ever started reading a book and just put it down and thought “i have read better fiction by fifteen-year-olds with microsoft word and a fanfiction.net account”
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Headcanon that at some point Lily makes the mistake of going “James be a dear and pass me [insert random household item]” and James turns into a fucking deer and Lily walks out of the house and doesn’t return for about three hours
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the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t literally killing people
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