hannah-the-hobbit
hannah-the-hobbit
Curious nonsense.
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Hannah, 24, I like games, otters, LOTR, cups of tea and baggy jumpers.
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hannah-the-hobbit · 3 years ago
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Riley Samels on Instagram / Etsy
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hannah-the-hobbit · 3 years ago
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the Origins PC and companions are genuinely the funniest group of people if you actually think about it, like you got:
The Warden who literally got their job yesterday and was put in charge of saving the world for some reason
the second-most-recent warden who immediately pushed all the responsibility on you and REALLY doesn’t want to tell you who his daddy is because that would mean more responsibility he does not want
this random swamp witch who’s mother may or may not be Baba Yaga but she personally has never been anywhere larger than a small village and does NOT understand human interactions also she can turn into a spider
a bisexual nun who you met in a bar who told you that God told her to tag along with you but actually she used to be a spy and has murdered a lot of people, but also she assures you that she never took vows of chastity so she’s dtf
a grown up child soldier giant man who you got out of a cage for some reason who spends half the time negging you and talking in circles but is apparently into that and also the only thing he likes about your country is cookies
an assassin that was hired to kill you and immediately started flirting with you the moment he failed at doing that and you just thought it was a good call to let him tag along
an elderly woman who has assigned herself the role of group grandmother, really doesn’t want you to fuck or talk about griffins, and also she’s possessed. let’s be real, she probably regrets being in this group
a dwarf who’s wife ended up being a psychopath and a lesbian, so he just decided to skip town with you
a magical construct that has spent the last 30 years getting shit on by birds and just is REALLY pissed off by that
A dog that is able to comprehend human language and uses that ability solely to beg for treats
And the optional:
Literally the guy that you have been fighting against the entire fucking game
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hannah-the-hobbit · 3 years ago
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2022 is the year of ''are there any Dragon Age 4 news yet???''
( first silly little comic of the year, woooo~ )
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hannah-the-hobbit · 3 years ago
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Steve Harrington in STRANGER THINGS 2
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B Dylan Hollis greatest one liners warning NFSW
🤣🤣🤣
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she only plays minecraft and spore
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hannah-the-hobbit · 3 years ago
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tolkien fans are insufferable because you'll agree to watch the movies with them and then seven hours in they'll say "omg my favourite character is about to appear!" and it's a fucking siege weapon
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hannah-the-hobbit · 3 years ago
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STUDIO GHIBLI MOVIES AS FILM GENRES: COMEDY requested by @studiobhibli
Howl’s Moving Castle (2004) Porco Rosso (1992) Spirited Away (2001) Ponyo (2008) Kiki’s Delivery Service (1989) Castle in the Sky (1986)
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hannah-the-hobbit · 3 years ago
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⚠️flash warning⚠️
dolores just wants to sleep
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hannah-the-hobbit · 4 years ago
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Mean Girls (2004) dir. Mark Waters
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hannah-the-hobbit · 4 years ago
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PACIFIC RIM (2013) + letterboxd reviews ↳ insp. & insp.
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hannah-the-hobbit · 4 years ago
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so hard to find a decent exorcist these days :/
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Love is enough
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hannah-the-hobbit · 4 years ago
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How do you make people fall in love with you
challenge them to a duel 
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