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hannibalismos-jaaneman · 9 hours

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hey do people know about this painting??? because it hangs in the art gallery in my city and it makes me a little insane every time i see it

anyway it’s called the victory of faith (1891) and it’s by saint george hare

**actually, i’m editing this to add a closeup of their faces too:

#i love the way op went “my city” instead of saying they live in melbourne because that's where this painting is.#also i love this painting #the victory of faith #art

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hannibalismos-jaaneman · 9 hours

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The most eloquent and well informed young person in India shall have a local/more rural accent and the most elitist, uninformed, regressive, conservative fuck from South Delhi or Navi Mumbai will immediately make a snide comment about the accent, log out, and complain about the liberal lefties to his bros while jerking off at his own sigma chadness. Oh incredible India.

#side eyeing people who compare me and my best friend because she has a nice accent while i speak “chhapri” english.#tw india

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hannibalismos-jaaneman · 10 hours

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Mads: I show up wearing adidas and then I go into my trailer and I come out dressed as Hannibal. And I say "Time to eat some people"

#cunting up to commit hate crimes my beloved <3 #hannibal #mads mikkelsen

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hannibalismos-jaaneman · 10 hours

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Question: Fav outfit

Mads: the grey and red suit (the one Byran made for himself too). I took it home! I stole it when we were done! Bryan wanted to give it to me as a present and I already got it

#please tell me he has the coquilles suit too god i want him to have the coquilles suit it was better cut and finished than the hassun suit.#hannibal #mads mikkelsen

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hannibalismos-jaaneman · 10 hours

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"I didn't get to eat as much as Mads."

"As many."

GUYS LMAO

#method acting is channeling a character a decade after you're done playing it.#mads mikkelsen #hugh dancy #hannibal #hannibal reunion

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hannibalismos-jaaneman · 14 hours

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I love season 3 Will so much because he knew Hannibal wanted to fuck him so bad and he used that to his advantage except he underestimated how badly he wants Hannibal to fuck him bro almost popped a vein at the mention of another dude’s name, like calm down he ain’t getting any in maximum security prison and also remember how you have a wife and a kid at home?

#like the first half of s3 was will being all “i'm just a vessel for hannibal's love” yada yada #and the second half was “do not mess with me i'll kill someone keep your hands off other men hannibal i am not kidding”#miss will graham #hannigram #hannibal #francis dolarhyde

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hannibalismos-jaaneman · 14 hours

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1.05 | 2.01 | 3.08 | 1.09

#like- this just-#do y'all have any idea what this must mean to will that's literally the first time he's heard someone express their care for him.#and hannibal says it with such obvious idgaf attitude like he actually doesn't care about the people will could potentially save AT ALL.#it's putting one life over a dozen by virtue of knowing that one person for as little time as anyone yet seeing them like no one else.#brb gtg cry about this one.#coquilles #trou normand #kaiseki #the great red dragon

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hannibalismos-jaaneman · 14 hours

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Hannibal and Will + rejecting potential murder buddies

and the reason why:

#they are each others wifey and it makes me all mushy inside #hannigram #hannibal

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hannibalismos-jaaneman · 15 hours

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hannibal nbc "shiizakana" / "secondo" / "primavera"

#stop this #ouch #hannibal #shiizakana #primavera #secondo

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hannibalismos-jaaneman · 15 hours

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I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr

#fuuuuuuuuck

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hannibalismos-jaaneman · 15 hours

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will graham imagined hannibal lecter checking out his ass in plaid trousers send motherfucking tweet.

#raj shitposting #will is so insane i love him #miss will graham #hannibal #hannigram #hassun

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hannibalismos-jaaneman · 15 hours

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checking his booty knowing hes gonna go meet will god he is such a slut😭😭

#will motherfucking graham what is WRONG WITH YOU-#I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE WILL IMAGINED THIS HASSUN IS THE EPISODE OF THE FUCKING CENTURY #hannigram #hannibal

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hannibalismos-jaaneman · 15 hours

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This is definitely not a google drive full of the sleep stuff from the Headspace app, including sleepcasts, music, and wind down meditation, that normally costs 17.99 a month, no siree and you definitely shouldnt share this with people

#fuck capitalism this is great #important

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hannibalismos-jaaneman · 15 hours

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#listen doggy or reverse cowgirl are the only ways hannibal can cum because he needs to see the ass of god but this isn't about that.#this isn't even about will cumming this isn't about orgasms at all this is about power. this is about who has who pinned down.#will would effectively pin hannibal down by sitting on him you cannot convince me that this isn't what he would enjoy the most.#also c'mon who are we kidding hannibal's lap is the best place for will to call him an old man.#also as a butch i have a thing for imagining arms around waists from the back it makes me feral don't judge me this is how we all work.#hannigram #miss will graham #hannibal

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hannibalismos-jaaneman · 15 hours

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#with a backside like that even god can't compete with him #hannigram #hannibal #miss will graham

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