printed and framed a picture of lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi to put on my work desk and now I just keep looking at him and whispering "oh Kim.... we're really in it now...."
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what i love about iwtv vampires is none of these bitches have any real fucking goals, jobs or hobbies they just be fucking and sucking
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I'm gonna be honest with you kitten... daddy needs to get back on his anti-depressants
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"don't worry about it" ok but I will
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"preheat"? dude i dont even HEAT my oven. thats right. im cooking my shit coldstyle. im stretching the definition of "cooking" far beyond its ultimate tensile strength. my chicken breasts are the most gorgeous pink color you've ever seen. they look like rosebuds on the very cusp of blooming. they look like the dawn when you're in love. hospital.
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Daniel, I have found your Raya profile. You will delete your Raya profile at once or I’m killing myself. Don’t you see there is nothing for you now but me. I’ve swiped right, so they say, on eternity with you. And I intend to collect. Yes, Grindr is fine, beloved.
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“Slut.” I tried to conceal my smile. I just love being called a slut. I don't know why. I just do.” - Lestat de Lioncourt
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tell me this isn't how that scene went
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You look good to me, you damnable little devil, good to embrace and good to love.
— Memnoch the Devil
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louis mon coeur.... zhe children... zhey are saying i have a fuck ass bob....
i'm learning 3d sculpting i'm gonna make leshart de lioncourt
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i'm learning 3d sculpting i'm gonna make leshart de lioncourt
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I would never succumb (advisor mumbles in my ear) oh… it can be a sex thing? Well.. maybe I would succumb a little..
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look, there are these things that will probably never happen; but their sheer improbability doesn't stop me from thinking about them
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life cannot inhabit a vacuum. we cannot endure nothing
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